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MossyCobble

Adventure, alliances, bedrock, Bosses, BUILD, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, crossplay, custom worlds, Discord, Economy, Floodgate, Geyser, java, legend, Loot, Multiverse, PvE, PvP, smp, strategy, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7206	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Welcome to MossyCobble! Dive into an epic PvP/SMP experience where strategy and adventure collide! Whether you’re teaming up with friends or battling powerful bosses, MossyCobble offers endless fun.

Key Features:

Team-Based Gameplay: Form alliances and conquer with the AdvancedTeams system. Elite Mobs: Face challenging bosses and earn epic loot. Crossplay Enabled: Java and Bedrock players unite seamlessly with Geyser and Floodgate. Competitive PvP: Engage in thrilling battles and prove your dominance. Custom Worlds: Explore unique dimensions with Multiverse. Join MossyCobble today to build, battle, and become a legend in our thriving community!

Server IP: mc.mossycobble.com Discord: https://discord.gg/KYAR4pKa

mc.mossycobble.com

SkyDrawn Network

Boxpvp, classic survival, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, free for all, Gaming, Minecraft, Practice, PvP, Server, SkyDrawn Network, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Votes:	1168	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

The best server you will find! Survival custom, classic survival, BoxPvP, Practice, Free for all!

mc.skydrawn.net

Bootylicious Minecraft Server

Alluring, anatomy, attraction, body image, Bootylicious, Curiosity, desire, Double Standard, Exploration, female butthole, fetish, gender differences, gender stereotypes, Girls, Intimacy, male butthole, Minecraft, off-putting, Server, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Potions Brewed:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9647

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the female buttholes are alluring! Join us for a butt-tastic adventure like no other. Our server is filled with magical creatures who have the most enchanting buttholes you’ve ever seen. Explore the land and discover hidden treasures, like the legendary Golden Butthole of Doom.

But beware, there are rumors of a male butthole army planning to invade our server. Only the bravest players can stop them and save our precious female buttholes. Will you rise to the challenge and protect the bootylicious beauty of our server?

So come on, join us and experience the butt madness for yourself. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so cheeky?

The mainstream media Minecraft SMP is only covering this to program you to…

agenda setting, agenda-driven news, biased reporting, covering, critical thinking, information control, Mainstream, mainstream media, Manipulation, Media, media agenda, Media bias, media control, media deception, Media influence, media influence on society, media manipulation, media narrative, Minecraft, news coverage, NYC crime, Program, programming, Propaganda, public perception, smp, to

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	5651
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the mainstream media? Do you want to escape the chaos of NYC and join a community where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got secret underground bases, llama races, and a conspiracy theory crafting table where you can uncover the truth behind the creepers’ true intentions. Join us and break free from the media’s control – plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

Our Precious Minecraft Server

2015, 2019, Fans, Insomniacs After School, male readers, Manga, Minecraft, My little monster, Our Precious Conversations, Precious, published, Robico, romance, series, Server, shojo, Smoking behind the supermarket, SOL, Thread, You and I are polar opposites, Yugami-kun has no friends

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world as precious as the conversations in Robico’s manga! Dive into a shōjo-inspired paradise where male readers are welcomed with open arms (and cute outfits).

Embark on quests with your polar opposite, make friends with Yugami-kun (who may or may not have friends), and stay up all night building your dream world with your fellow insomniacs. And hey, if you need a break, you can always sneak behind the virtual supermarket for a quick smoke break (virtual cigarettes not included).

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, it’ll be a conversation you’ll never forget!

Relatable Minecraft SMP Characters

Characters, Connection, emotions, Empathy, feelings, fictional, fictional characters, genuine, Identity, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, Personality, relatable, Relate, Self Discovery, self reflection, Similarities, smp, storytelling, Traits, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Buildings Constructed:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have a laugh while doing it? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers have a dance-off every Friday night, and the villagers are secretly plotting to take over the world. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there!

Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or mobs that try to ruin your day. And let’s not forget about our legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a rain of TNT whenever you need to make a grand entrance.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Block City Minecraft Server

apus, Bipolar Depression, bipolar disorder, BLOCK, city, coping mechanisms, depressive episode, emotional health, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mood swings, Sadness, self-care, Server, Support, Therapy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	229	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	60
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you feeling down in the dumps like a sad sapling in a dark forest? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to turn that frown upside down! Join us and post some apus (whatever those are) to instantly boost your mood and bring some sunshine into your pixelated world. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual community of blocky buddies to cheer you up? So come on, let’s turn those tears into laughter and build some epic structures together!

Ngl Rus Musicing Minecraft SMP

Good, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music artists, music composers, music creators, music enthusiasts, music industry professionals, music lovers, music performers, music producers, music skills, musical talent, Musicians, Musicing, ngl, rus, Russian musicians, smp, TALENTED

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	148
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Russian musicians who are so good at “musicing” that they can make creepers dance to their tunes. Join us for epic jam sessions in the Nether, where the piglins can’t help but bust a move to our sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that if you play your cards right, you might just score a duet with a ghast. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to rock out like never before!

CubicLife Network

Earth, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to CubicLife Network Currently we have 2 modalities Survival custom and Planet Earth Both modalities have: – Ítems custom – Teams – New enchantments – Custom Generation (survival) And much more!

cubiclife.mc-dns.com:25573

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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