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Cringe Dickhead Minecraft Server

Accountability, adolescence, Behavior, CHANGE, Childhood, cringe, dickhead, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, learning, Maturity, Minecraft, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, Server, Social Skills

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Towns Built:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of being a cringe dickhead in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and be as cringy as you want! Join us and leave your real-life cringe behind as you embark on epic adventures with other cringe enthusiasts.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From building giant statues of your favorite memes to participating in cringe-worthy dance parties, there is never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embrace your inner cringe with us!

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

agent, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, LGBTQ, Minecraft, secret, smp, Transgender, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender community, transgender discrimination, transgender empowerment, transgender equality, transgender experience, transgender inclusion, transgender issues, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility, transgender voices

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret faction of ninja llamas who will trade you rare items for your most prized possessions (like that stack of dirt you’ve been hoarding). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly (kind of).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever created!

IX Planet

#addons, bedrock, Beta testers, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, IX Planet, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Plugins, Premium, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Staff

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

instinctx.org:25613

Pixel Paws Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, ANTI-HERO, Assassin, BETRAYAL, black cat, bounty hunter, cat, dark past, friendship, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, mysterious organization, Paws, PIXEL, Powers, Redemption, Server, shounen manga, Supernatural, Thriller

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	85	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as colorful as a rainbow unicorn’s mane and the adventures are more epic than a shounen manga! Join us on this wild ride as we battle creepers, mine diamonds, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden portal that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. They battled their way through hordes of evil mobs, befriended a dragon, and even found a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds. And that player’s name? Well, let’s just say they became the legendary hero of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community of players you’ll ever meet. From beginners to pros, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and make new friends along the way. Plus, we host weekly events like build competitions, treasure hunts, and even a virtual petting zoo (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the greatest shounen manga adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server.

Confused Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, Confused, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, depression, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional struggles, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, misunderstood, seeking attention, seeking help, seeking validation, self harm, self-destructive behavior, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, stigma, SUICIDE

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only self-harm is accidentally falling into a pit of lava and the only suicide “attempts” are jumping off a cliff to respawn with full health! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Our community is made up of misfits, rebels, and robots who have all found a home in this wacky world. We believe in living life to the fullest, whether that means building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs in a minecart derby.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a group of players who embrace their inner weirdness, celebrate their quirks, and never take themselves too seriously? Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that magically appear in your inventory when you least expect it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the only thing you’ll be drinking is a potion of invisibility while pulling pranks on your fellow players. Cheers to that!

Witherbox MC

discord server, good looking, Land claiming, Minecraft, Quests, Server, Spawn, Staff, Survival, trustable, user-friendly, Witherbox MC

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

User friendly Minecraft server Land claiming Quests An awesome discord server Trustable staff Good looking spawn

witherboxmc.mcserv.fun:26900

Crafty English Learning Minecraft Server

B2 certificate, career advancement, Crafty, Employer, English, English fluency, English language learning, how to learn english, language acquisition, language certification, language learning goals, language learning motivation, language learning resources, language learning strategies, language learning tips, language proficiency, language proficiency test, language skills, learning, Minecraft, professional development, salary boost, salary increase, Server, significant raise

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old job, dreaming of a raise that seems out of reach? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join our server and you’ll magically absorb English skills faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Our virtual world is filled with English-speaking villagers, who will teach you everything from basic greetings to advanced grammar. And here’s the best part – every time you level up your English skills, you’ll get a virtual raise in Minecraft coins! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch your salary soar to new heights – both in the game and in real life!

Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, DiscordSD, Forge, Furry, general, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PonyXL, prompt sharing, Reforge, SDG, SDXL, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, TRASH RESOURCES, メロン Edition

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2827	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4359	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with melons, madness, and mayhem! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our melons are genetically modified to give you superpowers in-game. Eat one and watch as you soar through the sky like a majestic chicken.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who demands sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds. Can you defeat him and claim his treasure?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Will you find it and become the ruler of the Cheeseverse?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen… they’re always up to no good.

Skill Issue SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, Skill Issue SMP, Survival, Survival World

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ores Mined:	5649	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

The way to join is by in the ip you type it then add a colon and write the port! This server is lifesteal that uses proximity voice chat too. It is a regular survival world but anarchy! Join and experience the best server ever!

78.129.254.45:25605

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, celebration, Champions, Champions of the world, Competition, finally over, Minecraft, national pride, Royale.., russia, Server, sports, success, triumph, Victorious, victorious athletes, victorious country, victorious moment., victorious nation, victorious players, victorious team, Victory, winning

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret alliance with Russia and they have officially won the Minecraft world domination competition. So if you want to be on the winning team, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, raining riches down on all your jealous friends below.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground city populated entirely by friendly zombies who just want to trade you rare items in exchange for brains. It’s a win-win situation – you get cool loot, they get a tasty snack.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!