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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7274 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Votes: | 2176 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
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