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BlockyBerg Minecraft Server

BlockyBerg, Company, dlc, e-books, ebook websites, europa universalis, free, fucking, Jews, literal, long tail tags, Minecraft, public domain, SELLING, Server, stupid, Swedes, tags, video game

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Potions Brewed:	127	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is selling literal e-books as “DLC” for Europa Universalis! And get this, these e-books are PUBLIC DOMAIN! That’s right, you can get these books for free on ebook websites, but why do that when you can buy them as “DLC” for our Minecraft server? Join now for the most ridiculous and outrageous gaming experience of your life!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, critical decision, Decision making, deep reflection, heaviest decision, impactful decision, important life choice, life choices, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, life-changing event, life-changing moment, major life decision, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal decision, profound decision, self reflection, significant life change, transformative decision, weighty decision

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mines Excavated:	2992
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of making heavy decisions that actually matter in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only decision you have to make is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds! Trust us, your life will never be the same once you join our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Nuke-Free MC Server: No Kim Jong-Boom!

Allies, Conflict Resolution, Defense, denuclearization, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, JongBoom, Kim, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, Moon Jae-in, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, Nuclear weapon, NukeFree, peace negotiations, peace talks, SECURITY, Server, south korea, united states

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where you dont need a nuclear weapon to take on north korea, cuz we got you covered! our president is a pro at minecraft pvp and will protect you from any threat, even kim jong un himself! plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in the spawn area, so you can bling out your gear like a boss. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyTradeWars

BlockyTradeWars, economic impact, economic sanctions, economic struggles, geopolitical challenges, global economy, global trade, international relations, international trade, market analysis, political tensions, russia, sanctions, sanctions effects, trade agreements, trade disruptions, trade policies, trade restrictions, War, WSJ analysis

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we rewire global trade like russia but without the sanctions and war lol. we got diamonds for days and creepers that trade with you instead of blowing up. our economy is booming like a fireworks show on new year’s eve. join us and be part of the most epic trade empire in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of rare loot that only the bravest players can find. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

Crafty Moms R Us

accessories, Crafty, fashion, Gifts, greeting cards, Hallmark store, hobbies, Home decor, Hot Topic, interests, leisure, Lifestyle, middle aged, moms, Popular, Retail, shopping, shopping destination, Store, suburban women, trendy, womens fashion

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	436
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo, dis server be like a Hallmark store on steroids, but for middle aged suburban women who wanna spice up their lives with some blocky adventures! Join us if you wanna trade in those sappy greeting cards for a diamond sword and slay some creepers in style! We got unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats! Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one Hallmark card at a time!

Blocky Truth or Dare

blocky, cognitive bias, disputed tags, election claims, election misinformation, fact-checking, high political knowledge, information accuracy, information credibility, judged truthfulness, media literacy, Misinformation, misinformation judgment, political beliefs, political knowledge, social media, Trump voters, Trump’s claims, Truth, truthfulness, twitter

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	807264
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do the Macarena! We got pigs flying on rockets and chickens doing backflips, it’s a party 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Trump voters with high political knowledge think our election misinformation is more truthful than Twitter’s “disputed” tags! It’s like a parallel universe where up is down and left is right, but in a good way!

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason. See you there, crazy crafters!

Daughter University – Minecraft Server

career opportunities, college, DAUGHTER, Daughters, Decision making, education, empowerment, Family Values, financial investment, future prospects, gender equality, Gender Roles, higher education, Men, Minecraft, opportunities, parenting, personal growth, self improvement, Server, societal expectations, success, University

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground college where players can send their daughters to study… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about real-life tuition fees and student loans, here you can send your daughter to college for free and watch her become a blocky genius! Plus, rumor has it that our college has a hidden dungeon where players can battle zombie professors and skeleton students for extra credit. So why wait? Join our server now and let the wacky adventures begin!

Studio in the US Minecraft SMP Ame Was Supposedly

Abandoned, ame, Ame’s project, Closure, Development, Disappearance, investigation, Minecraft, missing, Mystery, mystery studio, Project, Rumors, smp, speculation, Studio, supposedly, unanswered questions, unsolved, US, whereabouts, Working

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	144

Oh, let me tell you the tea, hun! Ame got tired of the Hollywood life and decided to start her own Minecraft SMP instead. And let me tell you, it’s wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join our SMP for the chance to build your dream base, battle it out in epic PvP battles, and maybe even find love in a pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Just watch out for that one player who always seems to have a TNT trap up their sleeve… it’s all fun and games until your base gets blown to smithereens!

GymJamzMixUp

#workout, airpods, asking for change, classmate, Communication, criticism, dj, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gym mate, GymJamzMixUp, gymnastics class, Music, music selection, Offense, playlist, Repetition, Repetitive, taste in music, Variety

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of hearing the same 7 songs on repeat while working out on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a DJ named Ben who will serenade you with a different tune every time you log in! And don’t worry about offending him, he’s too busy spinning those virtual records to notice your complaints. Join us now for a music-filled workout experience like no other!

RetroRegrets: Fixing My Past!

CHANGE, Fixing, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, MISTAKES, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, RetroRegrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-forgiveness, self-improvement goals, self-transformation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the power to go back in time and change anything about yourself! Want to be a ninja instead of a regular player? Done! Want to have a pet dragon instead of a pet dog? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server where time travel is just a block away. So come join us and rewrite your Minecraft story in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

PixelKidz Health Check

Blood Test, CHECK, children, early detection, health, healthcare advancements, Heart Disease, innovation, lipid analysis, liver disease, machine analysis, Medical, pediatric health, PixelKidz, preventative care, researchers, risk assessment, serious illnesses, study, Technology, type 2 diabetes, Warning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re saving lives! like, this server is so insane that it can actually predict if you’re gonna get sick or not. no joke, man.

you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! the server tells you that you might get type 2 diabetes or liver disease. like, what?! how does it even know that? it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff.

so, if you wanna be a hero and also have a sick base in minecraft, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for all diseases while you’re at it. yeah, that’s right, this server is that crazy. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and save the world, one block at a time!