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Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Items Found:	3500
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Ores Mined:	8970
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Mines Excavated:	4510
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	230	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8761	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	164
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	89	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	278
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!