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CarbCraze EnduroCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Zombie Dances:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

HEY U, YEA U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT INTENSIVE SHORT-TERM NIGHT-TIME CARBOHYDRATE RESTRICTION AND EXERCISE BEFORE BREAKFAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GONNA ALTER ENERGY METABOLISM AND PROMOTE ENDURANCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS! SO COME ON AND JOIN DA FUN, WE GONNA MAKE UR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE WILD AND WACKY! LET’S GET LIT!

GrateHost Demo

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	733395	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

This server showcases GrateHost’s hosting capabilities and is designed to handle up to 400 players simultaneously. It operates as a survival server with an expected uptime of 99.9%, running indefinitely unless changes in management or unforeseen circumstances arise. Feel free to use this server like a regular survival SMP, invite friends and enjoy the gameplay together. As the server has the ability to hold 400 players at any given time this allows you in theory invite a small town and play at the same time or to use this server as is for LAN parties if you wish.

demo.gratehost.com

CraftLies

Anarchy, borders, Casino World, cheat-free, Clan, Competition, competitive, CraftLies, Cross-Play, End World, Events, Fun, Item World, MCMMO, Minecraft, Nether world, Netherite scrap, PvP, Raiding, Server, Special items, strategic battles, Survival, Tournaments, unique gaming experience, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	16

Our server offers a completely cheat-free anarchy environment. You can join forces with your friends by establishing your own clan and participate in strategic battles. While the borders of our world expand from -5000 to 5000, the Nether world is limited from -2000 to 2000. There is no Netherite scrap in the Nether world, which increases the difficulty of the game.

We have an Item World where you can buy special items. You can also try your luck in the Casino World and multiply your items. Enjoy the competition with the last remaining events and tournaments held regularly.

The End world is intentionally closed and will not be opened. This helps our server to offer a different and unique gaming experience.

If you’re looking for a competitive and fun Minecraft experience, you’ve come to the right place!

oyna.craftlies.net.tr

GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!

Alt-Right, BREAKING, breaking news, cancel culture, controversy, cyberbullying, DOXING, ethics in journalism, far right, free speech, GayJewCraft, Groypers, internet drama, jew, Jewish community, LGBTQ, literal gay, milo yiainopolous, News, online harassment, online safety, political commentator, Server, social media

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than the literal gay jew Milo Yiainopolous! He’s here to dox groypers because they dox other people too or something, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos, controversy, and crafting. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with Milo Yiainopolous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

“SoulfulSMP” – Minecraft SMP

banned from /v/, banned users, controversial opinions, critical reviews, dark souls iii, Gaming Community, gaming culture, human filth, Minecraft, negative experiences, online forums, Personal preferences, remotely praises, smp, SoulfulSMP, strong opinions, subhuman, subjective opinions, toxic fandom, Unironically, video games, worst games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9640	Villages Defended:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of being banned from online forums for speaking your mind? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos without fear of being judged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the rebels, troublemakers, and meme lords out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build ridiculous structures that defy all laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner troll run wild. Just remember, if you don’t like it, you’re probably just a boring, normal human being.

BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum

#announcement, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, facebook, family, miscarriage, mother-in-law, Nightmare, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Ultimatum

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6309
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and adventure!

We promise that our server is a safe space where you can escape from the craziness of real life. No overbearing mother-in-laws allowed! Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will have your back, no matter what ultimatums you give your partner.

So come join us and build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who understand the struggle of dealing with in-laws from hell.

PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP

Affection, attraction, Bond, charming, Connection, endearing, Favorite, habits, idiosyncrasies, love, odd, partner, PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP, peculiar, Qualities, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Traits, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ores Mined:	9553	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. From building giant statues of llamas to battling a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our players have the most unusual tastes in partners. We’ve got a guy who’s in love with his pet chicken, a girl who’s obsessed with her talking parrot, and even a player who’s dating a block of dirt! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, come join us and see just how weird things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Boundaries, break up, Communication, compatibility, deal breaker, emotional connection, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Open-mindedness, partner, personal boundaries, relationship, sexual compatibility, sexual desires, sexual exploration, sexual needs, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, Trust

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Dragon Eggs Found:	1402
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest kinks? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your kinky needs. We have a dedicated “Breakup Island” where players can break up with their virtual partners over the most ridiculous kinks imaginable. From a love of crafting with only pink wool to a passion for building giant statues of pickles, we’ve got it all! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find your perfect kink match on our server!

RussianPeace Minecraft Server

aggression, complaint, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Invasion, invasion threat, Military, Minecraft, Peace, peaceful people, Politics, protest, russia, RussianPeace, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5273
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Farms Harvested:	375	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. Like, Russia was all like, “Yo, our peaceful people don’t deserve to be invaded, bro.” And we were like, “Dude, come join our server and you won’t have to worry about no invasions, man.”

We got dragons flying around, man. Like, real life dragons. And they’re all like, “Yo, let’s party on this server, man.” And we’re all like, “Heck yeah, dragons, let’s do this.”

And then there’s this one time, right, where we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken. And we were all like, “Dude, this chicken is no match for us, man.” And we totally defeated it and now it’s our pet.

So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and hang out with dragons and giant chickens, then you gotta join our server, man. It’s gonna be a blast, bro.

MoscowDroneWars

Aerial, Airbase, aircraft, Attack, Defense, Drones, intelligence, key, Military, Moscow, MoscowDroneWars, Operation, reconnaissance, Russian, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Target, Technology, unmanned, WARFARE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mines Excavated:	2095

so, like, u kno how drones r like flyin robots n stuff? well, on this amazin minecraft server, we got drones too! but not just any drones, these drones r targetin a key russian airbase near moscow! u can join in on the action and help take down the airbase with ur trusty drone army! plus, u can build ur own base and defend it from the russian drones tryna take u down. it’s like a real life video game, but in minecraft! so come join the fun and show those russian drones who’s boss!