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Grateful Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the real world drama of political elections and feminist tears! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build, mine, and craft without any Trump-loving drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any feminist rants that might come your way. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

POLITONE server Minecraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.

Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!

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Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4636	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5312	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Animals Bred:	196	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Star Shards Collected:	230	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Divine Spears Created:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	9949	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.