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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3221 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Votes: | 917 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dance floor.
we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, so you can prance around and spread glitter everywhere. our community is full of friendly trolls who will build you a castle out of diamonds and rainbows.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes from a magical chicken. and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).
