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GrindMyGearsMC

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of hearing people say “I could care less” when they really mean “I couldn’t care less”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no grammar mistakes policy! Join us and never have to endure the horror of bad grammar again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who corrects people’s grammar in the chat. So come join us for some grammatically correct fun!

Crescenta

auction house, Bounties, Chestshops, Commerce, Connect, converse, Crescenta, develop, Diplomacy, Economy, Expanding, Explore, gameplay, Join, Land, Minecraft, nation, PvP, Rework, Roleplay, Server, Skill System, Token system, Trade, world-building

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	8743
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview
Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server, looking for people to join and participate in the world-building of this great new world, one player at a time!

Unique Server Features
Expanding world border to always provide new land to explore Unique skill system and PVP rework for deliberate gameplay Lands plugin-style claims with nations and diplomacy Fully fledged economy system with ChestShops, Bounties, Auction House, and more Special Token system for rewarding worldbuilding and roleplay Brewery feature for brewing drinks Races and classes customization Bluemap for in-game mapping NO RESETS policy – builds last forever

Unique Server Features

Expanding world border to always provide new land to explore
Unique skill system and PVP rework for deliberate gameplay
Lands plugin-style claims with nations and diplomacy
Fully fledged economy system with ChestShops, Bounties, Auction House, and more
Special Token system for rewarding worldbuilding and roleplay
Brewery feature for brewing drinks
Races and classes customization
Bluemap for in-game mapping
NO RESETS policy – builds last forever

Server Information
IP: crescenta.org
Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg
Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	Yes, the world border expands when a new player joins to provide new land to explore.
Is there a reset policy on the server?	No, the server has a strict NO RESETS policy, ensuring that builds last forever.
What are the unique features of the server?	The server offers a unique skill system, PVP rework, lands plugin-style claims, economy system, Token system, brewery feature, races and classes customization, and Bluemap for mapping.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP: crescenta.org and joining the Discord community at http://discord.crescenta.org/

Mel Neko’s Breakdown Live 1.20

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	367615	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a virtual jungle of chaos and craziness!

You’ll be scamming your way through pixelated adventures just like Midoriya!

Who needs reality when you can escape into a world where anything goes, even scamming your way to victory!

Join now and let your inner scammer run wild in this epic Minecraft server!

SubredditSMP: AskOrRegret!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

OMG guys, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, trust me. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the nether and challenges players to dance-offs.

So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos, because this place is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

HolyCraftersGoneWild

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Farms Harvested:	888	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of praying to Notch for diamonds and getting nothing in return? Join our Minecraft server where the only religion is worshipping the almighty Creeper! Our explosive ceremonies will blow you away (literally)! Say goodbye to boring old churches and hello to our pixelated paradise where the only commandment is to have fun! Join us and let the power of TNT guide you to enlightenment!

CraftyGreenlandPrime

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3675
Meteorites Collected:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where even the Denmark Prime Minister is shooketh by the craziness! imagine if Trump actually wanted Greenland in a “horrendous” phone call, that’s the level of insanity you can expect on our server! we’ve got wild surprises around every corner, just like this news story! so come on and join the madness, because who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next!

MineScape

Adventure, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Daily, Friends, Magic, Map, Minescape, Mining, mmorpg, mobs, Npc, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, Smithing, woodcutting

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Votes:	6013	Holy Grails Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Divine Spears Created:	21

MineScape Server Overview

Feature	Description
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs	Engage with unique characters and creatures in the world
Custom Quests	Embark on exciting quests tailored for the server
22 Custom Skills	Develop various skills such as Attack, Ranged, Magic, and more
Beautiful Hand Crafted Map	Explore a meticulously designed game world
Clue Scrolls	Earn rewards by solving challenging clue scrolls
Daily Rewards	Log in daily to receive special rewards
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles	Customize your character with pets, cosmetics, and titles
Active Leaderboards	Compete with others on leaderboards for various achievements

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: minescape.me

2. Are there rules for the server?

Yes, you can find the server rules here

3. What plugins are used on the MineScape server?

The server uses MineScape and Dynmap plugins

4. How can I get involved with the community?

You can join the official MineScape Discord server here to connect with other players

Dreamy Oasis Realm 1.21.3

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	1591	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do you ever get the urge to build some sick pixel art while sipping on a potion of invisibility? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got creepers that dance the cha-cha, villagers that breakdance, and a dragon that tells knock-knock jokes.

And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles.

So, if you’re feeling like your brain might explode from the sheer awesomeness of it all, come on down and join us for a party that will make you question reality.

SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

Blockbuster Bust-Up

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	6920
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Because our Minecraft server is like a blockbuster movie that never ends! Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a flying pig with a diamond sword in hand. Or how about building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions)? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So why go to the movies when you can live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience the ultimate cinematic adventure!