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Moocraft: Where the only bullrun you’ll see is when the cows escape!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you a bullrun like no other! That’s right, we have actual bulls running around in the game, causing chaos and hilarity at every turn. Join now for the chance to ride a bull through a pixelated obstacle course and show off your mad bull-taming skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Get your groove on with creepers, zombies, and even the elusive Enderman on the dance floor. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure hunt that will lead you on a wild goose chase through the most treacherous terrain in the game. Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

angry gamers, Backlash, buyer’s remorse, Choices, controversy, Crafty, Crap, Disappointment, empty promises, Exploration, exploration game, exploration gameplay, failed expectations, Frustration, gameplay video’s, Gaming Community, lack of content, Life, misleading marketing, open world, overhyped, question.., Shack, video game trailers, video games, villagers, wasted potential

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8840
Alien Abductions:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Towns Built:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	New Chunks Explored:	322536
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	3268
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Votes:	7919	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	153
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Animals Bred:	116	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Holy Grails Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

BlockbusterCraft

ad annoyance, ad blocker notifications, ad blockers, ad blocking software, ad interruptions, ad overload, adblocker, annoying ads, annoying pop ups, BlockBusterCraft, browser extensions, digital annoyances, Digital Marketing, internet ads, online advertising, online annoyances, online distractions, pop-up ads, technology frustrations, user experience, web browsing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.