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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1570 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 73 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).
Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.
Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!