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SunGas Gaming

Deception, doubt, emotional manipulation, Gaming, gas-lighted, gaslighted, gaslighting techniques, History, Human Behavior, Lies, Lived, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, mental health, people, psychological abuse, Sun, SunGas, Sunlight, Trust, Truth

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, black company, bullying, corporate culture, discrimination, Evil, hostile work environment, INEQUALITY, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, mistreatment, Oppression, RETALIATION, Server, Soul, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unfair treatment, UnfairCraft, victimization, workplace harassment, wrongdoing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of being the only one getting bullied in your Minecraft server? Join us where we encourage mass bullying in a black company! It’s all in good fun, and who knows, they might even attempt to bully you back! Is this justice? Probably not, but it sure is entertaining! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience like no other!

Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

600% inflation, Bidens, blocky, boom, consumer prices, cost of goods, cost of living, currency devaluation, Dollar, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, fiscal policy, government spending, Hyperinflation.., inflation effects, inflation rate, joe biden, Minecraft, monetary policy, price increase, price surge, rising costs, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5418
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

Lunchtime Loners

Boundaries, Communication, coworker boundaries, coworker interactions, headphones, ignoring coworkers, Interruptions, Loners, lunch, lunch break, lunchtime, lunchtime etiquette, mental stress, office, office culture, personal space, Relaxation, Respect, salaried position, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.

Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.

Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.

KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

amusement park, amusement park rides, amusement ride, doctor’s advice, Eastern Iowa, health, kidney health, kidney stone, kidney stone pain, kidney stone prevention, kidney stone relief, kidney stone symptoms, kidney stone treatment, KidneyStoneRodeo, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, natural remedies, passing kidney stones, Safety, Server, stone removal, thrill ride, Urology

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

chilling, creepy, Disturbia, Disturbing, disturbing atmosphere, disturbing characters, disturbing content, disturbing imagery, disturbing plot, disturbing scenes, Gore, Horror, Movie, PixelPanic, Psychological, shock value, Show, Terrifying, Thriller, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling, violence

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Towns Built:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Musk’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, billionaire, Business, CEO, compensation, corporate governance, electric vehicles, elon musk, executive compensation, financial news, innovation, Investment, Investors, Minecraft, MONEY, Musk, Musks, pay deal, record-breaking, Server, shareholders, stocks, Technology, tesla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8351	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the investors are all backing this record-breaking pay deal for Musk? like, who even knew Minecraft and Tesla had anything to do with each other, amirite?

join this server and you’ll be mining with the big boys, building redstone contraptions that even Elon himself would be proud of. rumor has it that if you reach a certain level, Musk will personally come into the game and give you a virtual high five. how cool is that?

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun, the excitement, and the pure insanity of this Minecraft server where anything is possible, even getting paid like a boss by the man himself. let’s gooooo!

XiNoSell2RusCraft

Allies, arms sales, Asia, China, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, weapons, Xi Jinping, XiNoSell2RusCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Potions Brewed:	55	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun!

MicroPlasticCraft

anthropocene, archaeological evidence, degradation, environmental degradation, environmental impact, fossil record, future archaeology, Giveaway, human remains, long-term preservation, MicroPlasticCraft, microplastics, plastic artifacts, plastic contamination, plastic decomposition, plastic materials, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic pollution legacy, plastic residue, plastic waste

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MICROPLASTICS FOR DAYS, YO! U WANNA DIG UP SOME FOSSILS AND FIND PLASTIC BOTTLES INSTEAD? WELL, DIS DA SERVER FOR U, MY DUDE! WE GOT PLASTIC TREES, PLASTIC ANIMALS, PLASTIC EVERYTHING! COME ON IN AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD WHERE PLASTIC RULES AND NATURE DROOLS! TRUST ME, YOU AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS BEFORE! #PLASTICFANTASTIC #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Mitochondria Mayhem: Alzheimer’s Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, MAYHEM, Mitochondria

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Votes:	3328
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where microglia and mitochondria team up to fight off the evil alzheimer’s disease! build your own brain cells and defend against the zombie neurons trying to take over. with our special potions and power-ups, you’ll be unstoppable in the battle for brain supremacy. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted brain helmet and become the ultimate neuro-warrior!