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VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Farms Harvested:	822
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, HANDCRAFTED, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese woodworking, Kumiko art, Kumiko board, Kumiko craftsmanship, Kumiko design, Kumiko patterns, Kumiko technique, Kumiko woodworking, Kumikos, Minecraft, Server, traditional woodworking, woodworking, woodworking art, woodworking community, woodworking craftsmanship, woodworking hobby, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking tools

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	771	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5241	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	151	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow