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Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Fire Emblem Block Party

BLOCK, Characters, Community, discussion, Emblem, emulation, FANTASY, feg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, Party, RPG, smp, strategy games, tactical rpg, Tactics, video games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	174
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the epic battles and drama of the Fire Emblem franchise and bring them to life in blocky form! Join us for a chance to reenact your favorite Fire Emblem moments, like when Hector crits a dragon with a 1% chance or when Chrom accidentally marries his own sister (awkward).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon in the arena, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with Fire Emblem shenanigans, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). See you in the game, brave warriors!

Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	5526
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	290
Crops Grown:	7446	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	4362	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Enchantments Applied:	258	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ores Mined:	6088
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!