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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8551 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 405 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 573355 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!