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ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1425	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crops Grown:	1142	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magic Items Found:	4662	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

org.chillsmp.org

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Villages Defended:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

mc.pikadex.net

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Potions Brewed:	181
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crops Grown:	1160	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

mc.sunnysurvival.com

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

org.castiamc.com

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	6036

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

ms.ccnetmc.com

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

mso.vanillaeuropa.com

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

org.gtm.network

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

play.pokesaga.org

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	618
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Star Shards Collected:	91	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mines Excavated:	2028	Runes Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Farms Harvested:	538
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Votes:	1884	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Secret Passages Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Animals Bred:	136	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	289

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Mate Value Power Play

alternative partners, attraction, emotional infidelity, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Infidelity, interpersonal relationships, Jealousy, Mate, mate competition, MATE SELECTION, mate value, partner choice, partner preferences, perceived power, Play, power, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, social psychology

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	0

come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

activities, Adventure, building, Casual, Clans, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, FUNCTIONALITY, Grinding, Mining, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, RPG, rules, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

onxy.minehut.gg

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

ALERT, asylum escapees, asylum room, asylum seekers, CALAMITOUS HAPPENING, catastrophe, Caution, Craft, Crisis, danger, emergency, emperor, Escape, fugitives, illegal immigrants, immigration, Madrid airport, Minecraft, Moroccan, Protection, security breach, Server, unknown location, Urgent

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7224	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Potions Brewed:	162	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN community, Nijisanji EN Discord, NIJISANJI EN Minecraft Server, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, ttt, xsoleil

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	4634
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9062	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉