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BullshitCraft SMP

bullshit, BullshitCraft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, drivel, fabrication, fake news, Fallacy, falsehood, Fiction, fraud, Garbage, hoax, hundred percent, Lies, Misinformation, nonsense, pure bullshit, scam, smp, untruth

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

NakedCrafters United

age, Behavior, body positivity, Casual, clothing optional, comfort, Confidence, Etiquette, generation gap, gym, gym culture, hygiene, locker rooms, NakedCrafters, nudity, Old Dudes, personal space, privacy, reddit, social norms, societal expectations, United

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	3521	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of seeing old dudes strutting their stuff in the gym locker room like they own the place? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam around butt ass naked all you want without anyone judging you! Join us for a wild time where the only dress code is your birthday suit. Who needs armor when you have confidence like that? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Naked Warrior roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a battle of wits and nudity. So come on, strip down and join the fun!

VisaCraft: Hungary’s Russian Roulette

bilateral relations, Brussels, cross border travel, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, eastern europe, European affairs, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungarys, immigration, international relations, political tensions, roulette, Russian, russians, Schengen Area, travel restrictions, visa regulations, visa rules, VisaCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	65	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Votes:	6543	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Towns Built:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.

but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

Adrenaline Rush, aggression, athleticism, Catharsis, cause, Competition, Conflict, Drama, Entertainment, Intensity, Performance, physicality, Problems, Processional Wrestling, PunchCraft, resolution, showmanship, solution, Solves, spectacle, sports, violence

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1073	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!

TropiGlacierCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, climate science, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, geological record, glacial retreat, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, ice core samples, ice melt, long term trends, melting ice caps, natural variability, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, temperature rise, tropical glaciers, TropiGlacierCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	503687
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	2975	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	21

haha, u know what else is at a low point? ur boring minecraft server! come join ours for a wild ride of craziness and chaos! we got polar bears riding dolphins, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens that can fly!

our server is so lit, even the tropical glaciers are like “wow, this place is cooler than us!” we have treasure hunts where u can find diamond blocks, secret caves filled with rare loot, and a giant lava pit for all your parkour needs.

plus, our community is the best around. we have players from all over the world, from penguins in antarctica to aliens on mars. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!

Vanilla SMP – Where Ordinary Players Become Extraordinary!

building, Community, Creative, Discord, eXtraordinary, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ordinary, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Overview

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Features	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP, Simple Voicechat, Active community
Player Base	Diverse player base from all around the world
Joining	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, it is a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or mods.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Is there a voicechat feature?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for players to communicate in the SMP.
How old is the server?	The SMP is 1 month old and still active with more than 200 members on our Discord server.

GirlfriendCraft Minecraft Server

GirlfriendCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect pixelated partner. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to dodge together?

Join our server and embark on epic quests with your new virtual boo. Build a castle together, go on romantic mining dates, and even have virtual Minecraft weddings! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your in-game girlfriend, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your blocky bae today! Who knew that love could be just a /tp away?

FinalFarewell Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Apocalypse, armageddon, catastrophic events, coming to terms, Despair, devastation, Doomsday, End of the World, existential crisis, facing reality, feeling hopeless, feeling lost, FinalFarewell, impending doom., it’s over, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, smp, the end, the final countdown, world as we know it

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	7132
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23
New Chunks Explored:	14727	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is ending and chaos reigns supreme! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of reasons why you should join us in this post-apocalyptic adventure.

Reason #1: The zombies are actually pretty chill. They’ve formed their own little society and are always down for a game of Minecraft tag. Plus, they make great neighbors (as long as you don’t mind the occasional brain-eating).

Reason #2: The creepers have started a dance troupe. That’s right, these explosive little guys have traded in their destructive tendencies for some sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down to some dubstep.

Reason #3: The Ender Dragon is now the world’s greatest DJ. Forget about fighting this formidable foe, now you can catch them spinning sick beats at the Enderman rave every Saturday night. Just make sure to bring your own ender pearls for the VIP section.

So come join us in our post-apocalyptic Minecraft SMP, where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun!

HairCraftySisDiss

affordability, canceling plans, car situation, driving duties, family dynamics, Financial implications, hair braiding, hair styling, HairCraftySisDiss, household contributions, knotless braids, lack of appreciation, last minute changes, long hours, overreacting, professional braiding, Resentment, REWARD, sibling relationships, sister issues

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crops Grown:	1136
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	8042	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a family feud over braiding hair! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, car sharing chaos, and household contribution drama.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come hang out with us and build your dream world where you never have to argue about who’s cleaning the bathroom or who’s taking mom to work.

And hey, if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always take a break to braid some virtual hair in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some virtual money for your braiding skills!

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. We promise it’ll be a braid-tastic time!

MuteCraft: No More Hated Subs

ANNOYING, AVOID, BLOCK, community guidelines, controversial topics, cyberbullying, frustrating, HATED, Hide, most hated subs, mute, MuteCraft, negative content, online discussions., online forums, online harassment, online trolls, reddit, social media, subreddits, SUBS, toxic communities, unsubscribe

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Reddit subs that make you want to mute your entire feed? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky subreddits once and for all. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the craziness happening here. So come on, join us and leave those annoying subs in the dust. Trust us, you won’t regret it!