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Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

advice, BETRAYAL, blocks, Cheaters, collide, Communication, confusion, Crafty, doubt, Girlfriend, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, lying.., Paradise, Play, relationship, satisfaction, self esteem, sexual satisfaction, Shallow, SIZE, Trust, Truth

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

#youtube, Adventures, blocky, covers, Gaming, hard work, indies, kusoge, madness, Minecraft, Nina Saotome, NINAS, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, Saotomes, singing, sisterly personality, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	270
Emeralds Found:	9234	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4612	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

18 inches, can, challenge, Community, controversial, digital trends, discussion, funny, Gamers, Gaming, handle, humor, impaler, Inches, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, online forum, Server, social media, trolling, Ultimate, V, video games, viral

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

#youtube, attraction, Boundaries, Choices, Communication, Connection, consent, Crafty, CREEPERS, DATING, Decision making, desire, emotions, feelings, Intimacy, love, mobs, Partners, Preferences, relationships, romance, sex, Video

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!

4ccg, 4chan Cup General, ai, Await, boards, CraftyChanCup, culture, cup, Edition, goals, Gomen, Gomen Edition, invitationals, Join, manage, MAYHEM, memes, PES Info, Pro Evolution Soccer, Qualifiers, shitposting, simulation, substitutions, tactical changes, Tactics, Teams, Videos

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Star Shards Collected:	77	Emeralds Found:	3209
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Towns Built:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where boards of the 4chan imageboard come to life and compete in a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer. Each team embodies the unique culture of their board, with players representing different facets of their online community. And get this – all the matches are AI versus AI, but YOU get to manage the teams and make tactical decisions during games. It’s like being the coach of the weirdest soccer team ever!

Join us for the most intense and hilarious matches you’ll ever witness. Watch as teams die, some survive, and an average of 6.92 goals are scored in each game. It’s a wild ride of shitposting, memes, and pure chaos. So come on, jump into this wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual soccer and internet culture. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

PeggedCraft: Where Girls Rule and Boys Drool

BDSM, Boundaries, Boys, Communication, consent, Desires, Dominant, Domination, Drool, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Girls, Intimacy, kink, Open-mindedness, PeggedCraft, pegging, relationships, rule, sexual exploration, submissive, taboo, Trust

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of searching for a girl who will dominate you and peg you in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of dominant ladies ready to fulfill your wildest fantasies! From building dungeons to role-playing as your mistress, you’ll never be bored on our server. Join now and let the pegging begin!

Blocky Beauties: The ‘Precure’ Minecraft Madness

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, beauties, blocky, Colorful, cute, Empowering, FANTASY, fighting evil, friendship, Heartwarming, inspiring, japanese animation, madness, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Precure, Saving the World, teamwork, transformation, TUESDAY, Wandafuru

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Tuesday Wandafuru. Legend has it that Tuesday once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of raw potatoes. And that’s not all – they built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But that’s not the only reason to join this server. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have regular build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’ll see next.

And if you’re looking for adventure, look no further than our custom dungeons and quests. Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on Tuesday Wandafuru’s Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs, challenges, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PolandCraft: Where the creepers dance the polka and the villagers say ‘dzień dobry!’

Baltic Sea, base, Beautiful landscapes, Central Europe, CREEPERS, culture, Dance, Dobry, DZIEŃ, eastern europe, european union, Historical landmarks, History, Krakow, medieval architecture, Poland, PolandCraft, Polish, polka, Schengen Zone, slavic, tourism, traditional cuisine, travel, villagers, Vistula River, Warsaw

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us on our server where Poland is the base of all operations. That’s right, we have transformed Poland into the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Build your castle in the heart of Warsaw, mine for diamonds in the depths of Krakow, and battle creepers in the streets of Gdansk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who control the economy of the entire server. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of friendly llamas who roam the server, offering quests and challenges for you to complete. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’

Addictive, Adventure, classic, Community, Edition, Enjoyed, Expansion, FANTASY, Gaming, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, player, private servers, Retail, role playing, Talk me out of it, World of Warcraft, wotlk, wow

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Oh boy, do I have the perfect server for you! This Minecraft server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Picture this: instead of fighting dragons and demons, you’ll be battling giant creepers riding on flying pigs. And forget about mining for diamonds, on this server, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that can be used to craft the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to leave the world of wotlk private servers behind and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

activism, Adl, anti-Jewish, Censorship, Conspiracy, controversy, CREEPERS, criminalize, discrimination, dissent, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israel, Jewish community, leaked meeting, leaked video, part, Plan, Propaganda, social justice, ZioNCraft, zionist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Potions Brewed:	64	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!