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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 448 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Ores Mined: | 4826 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.
So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?