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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7066 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.
So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.