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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7822 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!
