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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4049 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3647 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.
Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?