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WifeRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apology, Balls, Boundaries, clit, Communication, Conflict, confusion, dog, Double Standard, humor, inappropriate, JOKE, Minecraft, Offense, relationship, resolution, sensitivity, Server, Understanding, Upset, Wife, WifeRoast

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Star Shards Collected:	145
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	567	Zombie Dances:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your wild side? Join us for a server filled with outrageous jokes and crazy banter! Just like the time I joked about my wife’s clit and she didn’t find it funny (oops). But hey, we’re all about pushing boundaries and having a laugh here! So if you’re ready for some insane stories and non-stop fun, join us now! Just remember, maybe leave the ball-biting jokes to the dogs.

PickySisNoMealChangeLOL

Argument, braised pork, Cooking, Demand, family, grilled cheese, homemade, ingredients, lime tacos, Meal, nutrition, personal chef, picky eater, PickySisNoMealChangeLOL, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Salsa, stepsister, strawberry fresca, Upset

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7946
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of being treated like a personal chef for picky eaters in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your culinary creations are appreciated and celebrated! No more dramatic sighs or demands for second (or third) meals – just pure cooking freedom!

On our server, you can whip up the most outrageous dishes imaginable, from pixelated braised pork and lime tacos to virtual strawberry Fresca drinks. And the best part? No one will judge your creations or demand a grilled cheese instead. Let your creativity run wild in our food-loving community!

So say goodbye to mealtime drama and hello to a world where your cooking skills are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let your culinary adventures begin!

2025Craft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 2025Craft, aspirations, collaboration, community involvement, Development, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, feelings, future projects, goals, growth, impact assessment, innovation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Opinions, Participation, progress, Project 2025, Server, strategic vision, Technology, vision implementation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8732	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server! Project 2025 is not your average Minecraft experience – it’s a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Project 2025 and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Want to build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like taming a dragon and riding it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret underground lair filled with untold riches and epic loot. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your rightful place as the ruler of Project 2025?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

CreepyCraft: Childhood Flashbacks

Childhood, childhood memories, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, flashback, Flashbacks, Ghostly, Haunting, Horror, Mysterious, Nostalgia, Paranormal, spooky, strange, Supernatural, Traumatic, unexplained, unforgettable, unsettling, vivid

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magic Items Found:	4416
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18

Remember that time you were playing hide and seek with your friends in the dark forest and you swore you saw a pair of glowing eyes watching you from behind a tree? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 on our Minecraft server!

Join us if you dare for a server experience that will have you questioning reality. Our world is filled with haunted mansions, cursed temples, and spooky caves just waiting to be explored. Who knows what kind of creepy creatures you might encounter along the way?

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes, and a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or hiding under your blanket), look no further. Join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring a nightlight…you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

CraftyCarbonFun

#sustainability, ai, Artificial Intelligence, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, climate change, corporate sustainability, CraftyCarbonFun, data centers, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, GOOGLE, greenhouse gas emissions, long tail tags, renewable energy, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Void Gems Collected:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GOOGLE BUT BETTER CUZ WE DON’T MAKE THE PLANET SAD WITH OUR GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS. JOIN US AND HELP SAVE THE EARTH BY BUILDING EPIC MINECRAFT STRUCTURES INSTEAD. PLUS, OUR AI IS SO SMART IT CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO SPEAK LLAMA. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. LLAMA. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME WACKY FUN AND ECO-FRIENDLY SHENANIGANS.

StarfishIncestCraft

Animal Behavior, asexual reproduction, biology, Cloning, Ethics, evolutionary biology, Incest, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine research, marine science, Masturbation, philosophical questions, Regeneration, Reproduction, starfish, StarfishIncestCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT TALK, AND SHEEP THAT DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHICKEN, WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL-LIFE CHICKENS WHEN YOU THROW THEM! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON THE MYTHICAL ENDER DRAGON RIDING A PINK LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

ParasiteCraft: Minecraft Server

avian ecology, bird behavior, brood parasites, Coevolution, common behavior, cuckoo birds, evolutionary biology, evolutionary theory, genetic diversity, host-parasite dynamics, interspecies relationships, mating systems, Minecraft, natural selection, nest parasitism, ParasiteCraft, parental care, parental investment, parenting strategies, reproductive success, Server, species interactions, white couples

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	67	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mines Excavated:	4891	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where every player is a brood parasite! That’s right, you’ll never know who’s who on this crazy server where white couples are popping out all sorts of unexpected surprises. Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your long-lost twin on our server! So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected.

HealCraft Minecraft Server

America, antitrust laws, collusion, collusion regulations, companies, Competition, corporate greed, Economy, grocery store chains, HealCraft, healing, labor market, low, Minecraft, Ruling, Salaries, Server, US, wage suppression, wages, workers, world stage

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mines Excavated:	3748	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage collusion…of blocks! That’s right, our server is all about working together to create the most epic builds and structures imaginable. Just like how grocery store chains collude to keep wages low, our players collude to keep the creativity levels high!

Join us and be part of a community where teamwork is key and where you can show off your building skills without fear of competition. Who needs high wages when you can have high walls and towers instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, it’s been recognized by the US government as a model for how to keep companies competitive on the world stage. So come on, join us and let’s collude…in Minecraft!

BadassBeatsMC

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs that make you feel like a basic block of dirt in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special playlist that will make you feel like the ultimate diamond-clad warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! From epic battle music to heart-pounding boss fight tunes, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft rockstar in no time.

Join our server and you’ll be able to blast these epic tunes while you build your own fortress, mine for rare resources, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of victory echoing through your headphones, you’ll never want to leave our server again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the music turn you into the ultimate Minecraft badass!

Glory2Crafters

activism, arrest, busker, court case, Elderly, elderly rights, freedom of speech, fresh charges, Glory to Hong Kong, Glory2Crafters, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Legal, Music, musician, Political, protest, protest anthem

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have elderly buskers playing protest anthems like ‘Glory to Hong Kong’ on repeat! we even have a jail for them to stay in when they get too rowdy! but don’t worry, they always come back with fresh charges and even more epic tunes to play! join now for a wild ride filled with rebellious music and crazy adventures!