#dumbpoliticians Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pole-landia: Where we embrace our inner Polack and build epic shit together!

#defeatrusskies, #dumbcountry, #dumbpoliticians, #FuckPoland, #outoftheirminds, #populationcomparison, #russkies, #warinRussia, aggression, Bloodshed, BUILD, Conflict, Diplomacy, Embrace, Epic, nationalism, Peace, Peaceful, Polack, Poland, Pole, Polelandia, politicians, russia, Shit, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of all the political drama and war talk? Come join our Minecraft server where the only battles you’ll be fighting are against creepers and zombies! Our server is a peaceful haven away from all the chaos of the real world.

Forget about Poland and Russia, come build your own empire in our virtual world. No need to worry about politicians making questionable decisions, the only decisions you’ll be making are what block to place next.

Join us and escape the madness of the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with our friendly community of players. Who needs war when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the politics behind!

Pixel Puns: Where We Speak Fluent Fanuc and Build Blocky Masterpieces!

Automation, blocky, BUILD, cnc, coding, commands, control systems, Engineering, Fanuc, fanuc control, FLUENT, Industrial, Language, machine tools, Machinery, Manufacturing, Masterpieces, OPERATIONs, PIXEL, programming, Puns, robotics, robotics programming, software, speak, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, fear not because on our server, we speak FANUC language! That’s right, communicate with your fellow players using only robot code – it’s a real game-changer, trust us.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even become the next FANUC language master or Diamond Chicken whisperer!

Snorelax Sanctuary: Where chubby pixelated critters rule the land! [smp] [modded]

5/17, CHUBBY, Cobblemon, Community, Contraptions, Create, critters, decor, Discord, easier, est, Features, Friendly, IMPROVEMENTS, inventive, Join, Land, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, pixelated, quality of life, rule, Sanctuary, Server, smp, Snorelax

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Snorlax Sanctuary SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Snorlax Sanctuary SMP
Version	Cobblemon 1.5
Features	Create mod for contraptions, decor mods for quality-of-life improvements
Server Launch Date	5/17 @ 7PM EST

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting using the server IP provided.
What mods are allowed on the server?	We allow Cobblemon 1.5, Create mod, and decor mods for quality-of-life improvements.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/hUCDnGDG
What time is the server launch?	The server launch is on 5/17 at 7PM EST.

Chick Magnet Craft

advice, approach, Attention, Body language, chick, Communication, Confidence, Conversation, Craft, DATING, dating tips, FLIRTING, Interaction, magnet, relationship advice, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, Social Skills, Tips, Women

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ores Mined:	4820
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, mining away in solitude with no one to impress? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate chick magnet! Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey, all because of your epic building skills and impressive redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on, join our server and let the virtual romance begin!

Richie’s Minecraft Script Shack: Where Redstone Dreams Come True!

collaboration, Communication, completion, coordination, DEADLINE, Deliver, dreams, email, follow-up, Message, Minecraft, Organize, Plan, progress, Redstone, reminder, Richie, Richies, Schedule, script, Shack, task, Tomorrow, True, update, work

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	265	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build-offs. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying cows, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers who just want to be your friend. It’s like a Minecraft rave, but with way more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!

Mac and Cheese Kingdom – Now serving up cheesy adventures in version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventures, atmosphere, Brewery, Cheese, Cheesy, Community, Custom, EXPERIMENTAL, faster minecarts, Kingdom, Mac, midi, music disk, Player-owned, Plugins, PvP, requested, rp sit, serving, Shop, Skills, Small Community, smp, Starter Kit, TOWN, Version

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
New Chunks Explored:	754613	Living Statues Befriended:	2

JAVA IP	37.10.122.12:25984
BEDROCK IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with old-fashioned SMP vibes, PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and unique quirks. The server has a small, yet chaotic community that has been active for a few months. There are several towns to explore, a simple shop at spawn for buying custom items like music disc midis, player-owned shops for more complex items, starter kits, experimental skills, and community-requested plugins such as faster minecarts, brewery, and more. If you’re looking for a diverse and fun server, give us a try!

FAQ

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for a couple of months.

2. What can I expect on Macaroni-land?

You can expect a standard survival experience with SMP elements, PvP, a friendly community, unique items in the shop, towns to explore, and various plugins for added gameplay features.

3. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Make sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.

4. How can I join the server?

Simply use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address along with the port to connect to the server. You can also join the Discord server for more information and community chat.

AnimeNegroCraft

Anime, anime character, anime diversity, anime negro, AnimeNegroCraft, black anime character, black character, Black Representation, Diversity, Favorite, favorite anime, favorite anime character, favorite black anime, favorite black anime character, favorite black character, favorite black representation, favorite character, favorite representation, negro, representation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have enough anime representation? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you anime lovers out there! Join us and hang out with your favorite anime characters, like Naruto, Goku, and even that one anime negro you can’t get enough of!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow unicorns. Join them in epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of anime, llamas, and rainbow unicorns like never before! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

MineCrafty McMineFace – The Land of Lava and Laughs!

ai, AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BlackedWaifus, BNWO Dictionary, booru, cytube, Declaration of Exclusivity, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, general, Land, laughs, lava, McMineFace, minecrafty, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Star Shards Collected:	59	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is actually run by aliens who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. That’s right, you’ll be crafting with extraterrestrial beings!

But that’s not all! On this server, every month is Whiteboy Denial Week. Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone else on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

And guess what? We have our very own AI that helps us generate the most mind-blowing Minecraft worlds you’ve ever seen. It’s like having a cheat code for creativity!

So come join us on this wild ride of building, cum-saving, and alien encounters. Who knows what kind of adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Ball Lickin’ Craft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Animals Bred:	136	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where the fun never stops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to win – even if it means licking your balls and licking your asshole! Yes, you heard that right, our players are committed to going the extra mile to ensure victory. So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time, come join us on our server and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

DisgracefulCraft: Where even creepers are embarrassed to explode

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server mascot, Sheila the Sheep.

Sheila was once a respected member of the Minecraft community, known for her impeccable wool and friendly demeanor. But one day, she decided to rebel against the status quo and dye herself neon pink. The other sheep were appalled and called her “a disgrace”, but Sheila didn’t care. She embraced her new look and became a symbol of individuality on our server.

Now, Sheila roams the server causing mischief and mayhem wherever she goes. She’s been known to lead players on wild goose chases, prank unsuspecting builders, and even start dance parties in the middle of the wilderness. Join our server and you just might have a chance to meet Sheila and join in on the chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared to embrace the madness and maybe even dye yourself neon pink in honor of Sheila. She’s a disgrace, but she’s our beloved mascot and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Enchantify! Cool! New! java/bedrock!

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Cool, Custom terrain generation, drop by, Enchantify, first server, FIX, Fun, java, Javabedrockcrossplay, Minecraft, new, open-minded, passionate, Server, Suggestions, Support, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Survivalserver

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

This is a Java/bedrock Minecraft survival server. It has custom terrain generation and stuff. you should give my server a shot as I’m pretty passionate about this server and support would be great. plus, I’m pretty open to suggestions (I encourage suggestions) so you know, drop by and tell me anything I need to fix (this is my first server).

135.148.171.108:25573