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HitlerCraft: Not Your Average HR Meeting

AITAH, Average, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, discrimination, Employer, Eviction, gassing, Hitler sympathiser, HitlerCraft, Housing, injustice, intolerance, Jewish, Job, Meeting, prejudice, racism, RETALIATION, roommate, threat, violence

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

With our server, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and explore endless lands filled with hidden treasures. And hey, if you happen to run into a player who thinks Hitler did the right thing, just block them and move on – no need to pack your virtual bags and leave!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s guaranteed to make you forget about real-life troubles. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of this wild story – minus the real-life consequences, of course.

SummitCraft: Biden vs China

Asia-Pacific, biden, China, Diplomacy, economic competition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global leadership, Indo-Pacific, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, military power, political influence, regional cooperation, security challenges, strategic alliances, summit, SummitCraft, Testing, united states

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magic Items Found:	4294	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

lol imagine if china was actually testing us in minecraft lol like they keep sending creepers and zombies to our base and we gotta defend it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor lol like bro we gotta join this server and show china who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest base ever and taking down their evil mobs with our epic skills and teamwork lol like biden said we gotta stick together and show china we ain’t afraid of their minecraft shenanigans lol so come join us on this epic server and let’s show china who’s the real minecraft masters lol #minecraftdiplomacy #chinachallenge #bidenminecraftboss

Kirsche’s Craze Minecraft Server

Backlash, cancel culture, controversy, CRAZE, entertainment industry, fanbase, internet culture, internet drama, JOKE, JP VTuber, Kirsche fan, Kirsches, Minecraft, Online Community, online fandom, online outrage, Server, social media, tweet, unironic, viral tweet, Virtual idol, virtual personality, Vtuber

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you Kirsche fans out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous jokes and crazy adventures. We promise you won’t be crucified for having a sense of humor here (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Crops Grown:	5936	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	94	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	123
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	8577

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Emeralds Found:	5527
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6350	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!