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Momma’s Boy Mansion Minecraft Server

bathing, Boy, boyfriend’s mom, cleanliness, Communication, dog, false assumption, family dynamics, family visit, Frustration, Grumpy, Hotel, hotel booking, Housekeeping, internet, long distance, MANSION, Minecraft, mommas, out of state, phone reception, Repairs, Server, shower, well water

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to deal with smelly showers or annoying dogs again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clean virtual homes and crystal-clear internet connection (because who needs real-life problems, amirite?).

Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of real life, where you can build your dream world without worrying about well water stains or grumpy boyfriends. Plus, our community is always here to help out with any repairs or cleaning – no shut downs allowed!

So come on over and join us for a shower-free, dog-free, stress-free experience. Who needs real family drama when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!

VacayVetoCraft

AC repair, adult decisions, adulting, college student, Decision making, family dynamics, family pressure, family time, family vacation, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, loan offer, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, saving money, summer vacation, Texas heat, VacayVetoCraft, work commitments, work-life balance, workshops

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of family vacations ruining your summer plans? Do you want to escape the heat of Texas and chill in a virtual world instead? Join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own AC system and never worry about your parents forcing you on vacation again!

We understand the struggle of being a broke college student, that’s why we offer a virtual economy where you can earn virtual money without lifting a finger. No need to work extra hours or take out loans from your parents, just mine some diamonds and you’re set!

Forget about responsibilities and workshops, on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the most epic castle or creating your own amusement park. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with your online buddies?

So say goodbye to family pressure and hello to a world where you’re the master of your own destiny. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

MineVirginsGoneWild

awkward first time, Coming of Age, emotional connection, first time, intimate moments, losing virginity, MineVirginsGoneWild, personal stories, physical intimacy, relationship milestones, romantic encounter, sexual awakening, sexual debut, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual inexperience, sexual journey, sexual vulnerability, teenage years, VIRGINITY, young love

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where you can lose your virtual virginity in the most outrageous ways possible. From battling dragons with diamond swords to seducing villagers with enchanted pickaxes, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

CraftyNATO Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNATO, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, land-for-peace deal, military alliance, Minecraft, nato, NATO Secretary-General., peace negotiations, peace talks, political stability, SECURITY, Server, Stoltenberg, territorial disputes, Ukraine, war resolution

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS POLITICS. JOIN US AND RULE OUT BORING LAND-FOR-PEACE DEALS LIKE STOLTENBERG. WE DON’T NEED NO NATO HERE, JUST CRAZY BUILDERS AND EPIC ADVENTURES. COME BUILD A CASTLE AND DECLARE WAR ON THE CREEPERS. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

ViganoExcommunicadoCraft

Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò, BELIEF, catholic church, catholicism, church hierarchy, controversy, ex-ambassador, excommunicates, FAITH, Guilty, pope francis, Religion, religious leader, scandal, Schism, SPIRITUAL, U.S, Vatican, Vatican City, Vatican news, ViganoExcommunicadoCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	147	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the vatican is getting involved? well, look no further cuz we got the server for you! come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever!

our server is so epic, even the ex-ambassador to the U.S. got excommunicated by the vatican for playing on it! can you believe that? archbishop carlo maria viganò got declared guilty of schism just for joining our server! now that’s some next level gaming right there!

join us and be part of the madness! build insane structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even get excommunicated by the vatican too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

so what are you waiting for? come join us now and be part of the most outrageous minecraft server in the world! it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

InsecureCraft – 1D’s Server

1Ds, boy band, British, debut, debut album, entire world, FAMOUS, first words, global sensation, group, iconic, insecure, InsecureCraft, Lyrics, Music, one direction, pop, Quote, Server, simon cowell, Singers, teen idols, x factor

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

join dis server if u wanna be as iconic as one direction’s first words to da world, “you’re insecure.” our server is so lit, even harry styles would wanna join. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that sing.

if u join now, u might even run into steve’s long lost cousin, dave, who is a professional potato farmer. he will show u his secret potato farm that is guarded by a pack of wild llamas.

we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. rumor has it, herobrine himself makes an appearance every saturday night to show off his sick dance moves.

so come join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs diamonds when u have all this craziness waiting for u?

CancerCraftSurvivors

cancer research, cancer survivor health, cancer survivors, cancer survivors study, cancer treatment, cancer treatment effects, CancerCraftSurvivors, chemotherapy impact, chemotherapy side effects, cisplatin-based chemotherapy, health study, hearing difficulties, hearing impairment, long-term chemotherapy effects, long-term effects, quality of life, research findings, survivor quality of life, survivors, survivorship challenges, testicular cancer

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT CAN RAP BATTLE. AND IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A GOLDEN CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND SKELETONS DANCE THE CHA CHA SLIDE? YEAH, IT’S WILD.

SO COME JOIN US, BECAUSE ON OUR SERVER, THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION. AND MAYBE A FEW CREEPERS EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN.

Freakcraft SMP: Where even the creepers are getting therapy and making friends

+18, 30 players, activities, application, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Freakcraft, Friendly, Friends, Fun, IMPROVEMENTS, java, making, Mods, new, Players, Server, smp, Therapy, Tweaks, two weeks, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ores Mined:	1955
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Freakcraft SMP Server Details

Version	1.21 Java
Community	18+ chill and friendly community
Server Age	2 weeks old
Number of Players	Approximately 30 players
Peak Players	3-10 players on at any given time
Additional Info	Voice chat encouraged, participation in activities appreciated

FAQ for Freakcraft SMP

How do I join the server?

To join the server, hop into our Discord at https://discord.gg/Dkz9M6yt and fill out our whitelist application.

What makes this server different?

Freakcraft SMP offers a vanilla experience with cool tweaks and improvements, without needing mods. It has a friendly 18+ community atmosphere where voice chat is encouraged.

WoodCraft Minecraft Server

diy, Handmade, Minecraft, Server, wood art, wood carving, wood crafts, wood design, Woodcraft, woodwork, woodwork projects, woodworking, woodworking community, woodworking creations, woodworking hobby, woodworking ideas, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking skills, woodworking techniques, Woodworking tips, woodworking tools, woodworking tutorials

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my blocky friends, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie pigmen who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If battling zombie pigmen isn’t your thing, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Jousting? Grab a saddle, hop on a sheep, and charge headfirst into battle against your friends. The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual mutton!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic beasts, you will gain the power to fly and shoot rainbows out of your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie pigman).

OnirismCraft: Dreamy Minecraft Server

dream analysis, dream exploration, dream imagery, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream narrative, dream realm, dream sequence, dream state, dream symbolism, dream world, Dreamlike, dreams, dreamy, FANTASY, imagination, lucid dreaming, Minecraft, Onirism, OnirismCraft, Server, subconscious, surrealism

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is straight out of a dream…literally! Welcome to the Onirism server, where your wildest dreams come to life (literally).

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us for our weekly “Dreamland Dance Parties” where you can boogie down with Endermen and party with the zombies. Or how about our “Cloud Surfing” event where you can ride on fluffy clouds and soar through the sky like a majestic unicorn?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right…CANDY! So come join us and embark on the sweetest adventure of your Minecraft life.

So why wait? Join the Onirism server today and let your imagination run wild…literally!