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Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief

adult content, AGGRESSIVE, cock sucking mouth, derogatory, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, explicit talk, fuckable, GruntAndGrief, grunting, inappropriate, little bitch, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive, sexual, sexual talk, smp, tear dat ass up, Vulgar

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to cause chaos and have a good time!

Picture this: you log on and immediately hear someone shouting about tearing up some block’s ass and admiring their cock-sucking mouth. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server. We’ve got players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly and say whatever the heck they want.

But that’s not all! We’ve got insane stories that will make you question your sanity. Like the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken and declared it the new ruler of the server. Or when a group of players decided to start a cult worshiping a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let your inner weirdo out to play. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyCreeperClash

aita, badmouthing, CAFETERIA, career, coffee, CraftyCreeperClash, date, entitled, Friend, frustrating, Future, Incident, judgmental, ken, Manager, MONEY, Nurse, nursing school, prestigious company, SECURITY, Stolen

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ores Mined:	9115
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and shady characters, just like in this wild cafeteria tale. Who knew stealing lunch could lead to such high-stakes drama?

With a community as unpredictable as this story, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Single forever? Not on our server, where anything can happen!

BlockyBizarreCity

Alarming, appalling, BIZARRE, BlockyBizarreCity, crazy, Disturbing, disturbing sights, fucked up, inappropriate, jaw-dropping, odd, Outrageous, Public, shocking behavior, Shocking incidents, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through the streets of a bustling city? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. Trust us, you’ll never look at public weirdness the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the madness begin!

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, criminal activity, cyber attack, Damage, data breach, digital infrastructure, DiSRuPtiON, fiber optic networks, France, internet, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, network outage, network security, Repair, sabotage, SabotageCraft, Server, Technology, telecommunications, Vandalism

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	178	Divine Spears Created:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got fiber optic networks that are like, totally sabotaged in parts of france. but like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! join us and see if you can navigate through the chaos and still build the sickest minecraft creations ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to challenge you to a build battle. are you brave enough to take him on? come join us and find out, but like, watch out for those sabotaged fiber optic networks, man. it’s a wild ride on this server!

Kim’s Block Party: Stranded in NK

Asia, authoritarian regime, BLOCK, Dictatorship, emergency declaration, emergency response, global concern, government control, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international news, isolated nation, Kim Jong-un, Kim regime, Kims, Korean Peninsula, military rule, North Korea, North Korean crisis, Party, political turmoil, stranded, stranded citizens, travel restrictions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

so, like, this server is like a total blast, man. kim jong un, like, declared an ’emergency’ and now thousands of peeps are stranded in north korea. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we got a minecraft server that will totally save the day.

join us and build your own underground bunker to escape the craziness above ground. you can even team up with dennis rodman and shoot hoops in the virtual basketball court we have set up.

plus, rumor has it that kim jong un himself is a secret player on the server. so, like, come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the dictator himself.

don’t miss out on the wackiness that is happening on this server. join now and be a part of the madness.

NerveTechPTSD&SepsisTrackers

DOCTORS, early detection, Health Innovation, healthcare advancements, immune responses, immune system, immunoparalysis, Medical research, medical technology, nerve activity, nerve sensors, NerveTechPTSDSepsisTrackers, patient care, patient monitoring, PTSD awareness, Sepsis, sepsis prevention, technology integration, track PTSD, wearable devices, wearable tech

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure like never before! our server is equipped with the latest wearable tech that can track your nerve activity and alert you if you are at risk of PTSD or sepsis. imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while also keeping an eye on your nerve activity levels – talk about multitasking!

not only that, but our server has special quests and challenges that can help improve your immune system and prevent immunoparalysis. become the ultimate warrior while also taking care of your health – who knew minecraft could be so beneficial for your well-being?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, danger, and wearable tech madness! (Disclaimer: wearable tech may not actually exist on our server, but it sure does sound cool, right?)

PixelVille Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	147	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	154

Welcome to PixelVille! PixelVille is an exciting new Minecraft SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server that brings a unique experience to players of all kinds. Our server offers a friendly community and a lot of features that ensure endless fun and exploration. Join Us Today! Explore our custom terrain, team up with friends, and complete quests. Our dedicated staff team is here to welcome you and ensure you have the best Minecraft experience.

Key Features: Cross-Play Compatible!! Player-Run Economy: Engage in a dynamic economy where you can trade, sell, and purchase items with other players. Gravestones: Recover your inventory easily after death with our gravestone system. Dungeons: Challenge yourself with our custom dungeons filled with unique mobs and epic loot. Leveling System: Progress through levels to unlock new abilities and rewards. Weekly Community Events: Participate in exciting events that bring the community together and offer great rewards. Supportive Community: Join a friendly and welcoming community where players help each other thrive. Vote for us on your favorite Minecraft server lists to help PixelVille grow and improve! Let the adventure begin!

play.pixelville.org

LunaSMP

collaboration, Community, cooperation, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, forum, Fun, Growing, in-game currency, Latest Version, LunaSMP, Minecraft, OneBlock, ONLINE, Relaxing, Server, Small, smp, Survival, unique world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2753	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9622	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

LunaSMP is a small but growing Minecraft SMP server that focuses on a fun and relaxing experience for everyone. The server runs on the latest version and is online 24/7.

The server has a strong focus on community and cooperation, and there are many opportunities to meet and collaborate with other players.

Some of the unique features of LunaSMP are:

A unique world An economy based on in-game currency Regular events An active Discord forum for players to communicate with each other If you’re looking for a fun and relaxing Minecraft SMP experience, then LunaSMP is the perfect place for you!

play.lunasmp.nl:19132

Get lost in MINEWARD – where the only quest is to survive the classic RPG madness! 🗡🛡️

Bosses, cave expeditions, classic, classic RPG, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Discord, Dungeons, grind, ip address, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Lost, madness, Minecraft, Mineward, non-p2w, passion project, PvE, Quest, Quests, RPG, Server, SURVIVE, tombs

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/EmSxmwJnNp
IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK)

Bosses, tombs, grind, the usual. Content branches of cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding and similar! Custom mobs and items, of course. (No models though). Random stuff I felt could be fun to do. We are a EULA compliant, non-P2W server. It’s a passion project!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server EULA compliant?	Yes, we are EULA compliant and non-P2W.
What versions of Minecraft does the server support?	We support versions 1.19.4-1.21 for both JAVA and BEDROCK editions.
Are there custom mobs and items on the server?	Yes, we have custom mobs and items, but no custom models.
What kind of content can players expect on the server?	Players can enjoy bosses, tombs, grinding, cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding, and more.

SoulShock Minecraft Server

atmospheric setting, BioShock 4, Character development, dark themes, dystopian world, Exploration, First Person Shooter, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming news, immersive gameplay, Minecraft, mysterious narrative, Next Gen Graphics, psychological horror, Server, soulful experience, SoulShock, Story-Driven, ui design, Underwater City, upcoming release, video games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Falling into the Void:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement in every block you break? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is like stepping into a whole new world – literally!

Imagine this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a portal opens up and sucks you into a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds and creepers ride around on pigs like they’re in a rodeo. Sound crazy? That’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, it’s like Bioshock 4’s UI is telling us we are in for some serious soul-searching. Who knows what mysteries and secrets you’ll uncover as you explore our vast and wacky world?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!