Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5802
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	363	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

application-based, AussieSMP, Coexist, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, g’day, Griefing, guides, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, latency, Limits, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, Mechanics, multiple worlds, Network, peacefully, Redstone, rules, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	433

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

Gaming, Gts, Minecraft, online trading, P0RNHUB.COM, perfect IVs, pokemon collector, pokemon community, pokemon fan, pokemon game, Pokemon nickname, Pokemon rarity, pokemon trade, Pokemon trading platform, Rare Pokemon, Server, shiny Groudon, strange Pokemon, Trade, traded Pokemon, unusual Pokemon, video games, weird, weird Pokemon

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	498536
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

alien insects, Chaos, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, Galaxy, general, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Hotfix, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PlayStation, PS5, PvE, Robots, Shooter, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, training manual, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4461	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Crops Grown:	1297	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7307	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

ableism, absurd request, AITAH, american sign language, asl, ASLWedding, Communication, cultural appropriation, Deaf community, dystopian reality, family, family dynamics, groundbreaking idea, INCLUSIVE, insane request, Instagram clout, intimate wedding, Minecraft, Server, silent wedding, Support, unique wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mines Excavated:	3556	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

CraftyLoveLifeFix

Apology, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveLifeFix, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENGAGEMENT, INITIATION, Intimacy, long term relationship, Marriage, Partnership, PRESSURE, Proposal, relationship, sex life, sexual frequency, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a marriage proposal every time you mine a diamond! Our players are so committed to the game that they even have in-game relationships that mirror real life drama. Join us and experience the thrill of virtual love and commitment!

Join now and experience the thrill of waiting for your virtual girlfriend to initiate sex, just like in real life! Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the drop in frequency of in-game sex. Will you be the one to solve the mystery of why your in-game partner is not in the mood?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama and excitement of virtual relationships and marriage proposals. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of in-game love!

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