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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 7972 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9012 | Farms Harvested: | 724 |
Our server is not your average Minecraft experience. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting world domination, chickens that can speak in binary code, and a dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Oh, and did we mention the llamas that run a black market trading operation?
So, if you’re tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers and are ready for a wild ride through a world that defies all logic, then join us! Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Steve’s arms are so disproportionately large.