DNC Minecraft Servers

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  • LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

    LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any politicians with untreated dementia trying to run the show! Our staff is fully coherent and ready to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.

    Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.

    So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC

    SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

    But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

    So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AdmitCraft Server

    AdmitCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Trump rally? Look no further! Our server is like a political debate gone wrong, with players trying to outdo each other in building walls and crafting ridiculous policies. Imagine a world where Trump and Carson team up to take down the DNC with diamond swords and TNT cannons – that’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. Join us if you’re ready to build, battle, and make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

    PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

    We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

    So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

    MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

    Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

    Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

    So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BidenCraft Server: Resign Before DNC

    BidenCraft Server: Resign Before DNC

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🎮 Ready to join the craziest Minecraft server ever? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, we’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of lava! 😂🔥

    Picture this: Biden resigns before the DNC convention, but wait, it gets better! Harris refuses to step aside for Newsom or Whitmer, so the brain trust decides to have her run as an incumbent. And get this, Biden is gonna pardon Hunter before he steps down, and maybe even Trump too! 🤯🤣

    If you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this political soap opera, then look no further! Join us now and get ready for a gaming experience that’s more bonkers than a creeper with a TNT hat! 💥🤪 #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DebateCraft Minecraft Server

    DebateCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic debates and negotiations you’ve ever seen! Just like Trump dictating the terms of a new debate, you can dictate the rules of your own adventures in our server. We promise not to gaslight you like the Dems, but we might just make you cry tears of joy with our amazing gameplay. And don’t worry, we won’t suspend the election with a cyber attack – unless it’s to prevent creepers from blowing up your creations! So come join us for a wild ride that even CNN anchors would approve of.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Limbust Company General – Minecraft Server

    Limbust Company General – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most mind-bending, dimension-hopping Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion, where you’ll explore Mirror Dungeons, ride the Refraction Railway Line, and even attend the 5th Walpurgisnacht – where you might just get stopped by a bullet (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy extractions happening all the time, like trying to capture the elusive [ Outis ] ID & E.G.O. Trust us, it’s a wild ride.

    And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games like Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be! Embrace the chaos and dive into the tutorial – it’s a must.

    So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready to enter a world where anything is possible. Just remember, when you join our server, expect the unexpected and buckle up for a rollercoaster of a time. See you in the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Why Did Hebner Keep Getting The Top Matches? He Always Got Knocked… Minecraft SMP

    Why Did Hebner Keep Getting The Top Matches? He Always Got Knocked… Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of always losing in PvP battles on other servers because some guy named Hebner keeps dominating the top matches? Well, fear not, because on our server, Hebner mysteriously disappears every time he’s about to win, giving everyone else a chance to shine! Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable outcomes and chaotic battles where anything can happen, including Hebner’s sudden disappearances! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to mysteriously rise to the top…just don’t get too comfortable!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Exhibitionist Introvert’s Minecraft Server

    Exhibitionist Introvert’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you love showing off your builds but also hate talking to people? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is the perfect place for exhibitionist introverts to thrive. Show off your epic creations without ever having to interact with another soul. It’s like being the star of your own solo show!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being a hermit celebrity. Build to your heart’s content and watch as the virtual paparazzi marvel at your genius from a safe distance. Who needs friends when you have an adoring audience of pixelated characters?

    So come on, join our server and let your inner exhibitionist introvert shine. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation without ever having to leave your comfort zone.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP