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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 244 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
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Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!
So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!
