Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!
Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!
Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?
Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where every block was made of chocolate and every tree grew pizza slices. They rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens and emerged victorious, with a diamond sword in one hand and a slice of cake in the other.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant golem made entirely of enchanted blocks who roams the land granting wishes to lucky players. Want a pet dragon? Done. A castle made of gold? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: No actual unicorns, rainbow-riding, or chocolate blocks included. But we do have a pretty awesome community and some killer mini-games!)
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered minions to do their bidding. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow their rule? The choice is yours, but beware, the chickens are always watching.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where the only way to get around is by riding on the backs of flying pigs? It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! It’s time to get weird, wacky, and wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground temple where players can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to mine through bedrock and reach the depths of the Nether in record time.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the challenge of taming the elusive Ender Dragon, who has made our server its home. Legend has it that whoever defeats the dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come join us on this epic journey of building, crafting, and conquering the forces of darkness. Remember, on this server, you’re not just a player – you’re a Child of God!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.
Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs with freaking laser beams attached to their heads.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your clothes at the door!
| Features |
|---|
| Hermitcraft inspired gameplay |
| Supports both Java and Bedrock |
| Shopping district, business district and more |
| Mob/player heads |
| Visual/fun add ons |
| Major player events all the time |
| Elected positions including king and ministers |
| Tribal towns where players work together |
| Player made mega bases |
| Whitelisted server |
| Weekly events |
| Active community that helps each other |
For more information, visit hermitservers on social media or join the Discord server linked below!
We hope to see you there!
Discord – https://discord.gg/Sp7ucKSRat
To join the Minecraft server, you can join the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided there for joining the server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.
The server hosts major player events regularly, including tournaments, challenges, and community-building activities.
But wait, there’s more! How about making her do a backflip while juggling flaming swords? Or maybe have her break out into a spontaneous dance party with llamas? The possibilities are endless in this crazy world where anything goes!
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other ridiculous things you can make this sick anime girl do!
Join us and experience the wild ride of being a first-time mom for the second time, just like our server owner’s mom! Who needs a baby’s Lexus stroller and Louis Vuitton diaper bag when you have diamond armor and enchanted weapons?
Don’t miss out on the chance to hold on to grudges and create tension just like our server owner in this epic Minecraft adventure. Join now and let the drama unfold!
Meet our players, the brother and sister duo who have a deadbeat dad that resurfaced after 18 years of evading child support. Will they reconcile with their father and his new family? Or will they continue to roast him and his wife like a perfectly cooked porkchop?
Witness the epic showdown between the siblings and their father’s wife, who tries to guilt trip them into accepting their new sibling. Will they stand their ground and refuse to acknowledge the new family member? Or will they cave under the pressure and welcome the innocent child into their virtual family?
Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate family feud in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you have this level of drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this wild adventure – join our server today!
imagine this: u log on and suddenly ur in the middle of a showdown between the Hungarian government and Brussels. they’re arguing about easing entry requirements for Russian and Belarusian players, like wut?? but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games.
join our server for the most insane and hilarious political shenanigans u can imagine. build ur own border-free travel zone and defend it against crazy invaders. u never know what’ll happen next on this wild ride of a server.
so come on, join us and be a part of the chaos. who knew minecraft could be so political? let’s make blocky borders great again!
we got physicists at da University of Arizona workin on dis crazy tech, makin sure u can see every single block freeze in real time. imagine playin minecraft and u seein dem creepers freeze in mid-explosion, like WHAT?!
so come join our server and experience da mind-blowing power of freeze time technology. u won’t find dis anywhere else, cuz we da only ones crazy enough to make it happen. plus, we got free cookies for all new players. so what u waitin for? join now and witness da magic of freeze time microscopy in action!
| Server Name | EclipseMC |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| IP Address | eclipsemc.top:25565 |
| Discord | Join Discord |
Features:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I use RedProtect plugin? | Join our Discord server and check #announcement for a guide. |
| Is there a PvP (Player vs. Player) area? | Yes, we have a designated PvP arena for players to battle. |
| How can I get help if I encounter issues on the server? | Contact an admin or moderator in-game, or ask for assistance in our Discord server. |
| Are there any special events or competitions on the server? | We host regular events and contests for players with rewards for winners. |
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and ridiculous shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so awesome, it’s like Bungie’s new path but in blocky form.
Need resources? We got you covered with DIM, Armor Picker, API, Stats, Braytech, Gunsmith, and more! It’s like having your own personal vault in the world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now before the TTK, Buffs/Debuffs, and DPS of our server become legendary tales that even the Guardians of Destiny will envy. Don’t miss out on the fun, because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft enthusiasts!