Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!
Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!
Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?
Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where every block was made of chocolate and every tree grew pizza slices. They rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens and emerged victorious, with a diamond sword in one hand and a slice of cake in the other.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant golem made entirely of enchanted blocks who roams the land granting wishes to lucky players. Want a pet dragon? Done. A castle made of gold? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: No actual unicorns, rainbow-riding, or chocolate blocks included. But we do have a pretty awesome community and some killer mini-games!)
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered minions to do their bidding. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow their rule? The choice is yours, but beware, the chickens are always watching.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where the only way to get around is by riding on the backs of flying pigs? It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! It’s time to get weird, wacky, and wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground temple where players can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to mine through bedrock and reach the depths of the Nether in record time.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the challenge of taming the elusive Ender Dragon, who has made our server its home. Legend has it that whoever defeats the dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come join us on this epic journey of building, crafting, and conquering the forces of darkness. Remember, on this server, you’re not just a player – you’re a Child of God!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.
Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs with freaking laser beams attached to their heads.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your clothes at the door!
beachsalmon.exaroton.host:46191
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| Overview |
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| Server Name: Highworlds |
| Type: Hybrid Survival SMP |
| Community: Content Creators ONLY |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is Highworlds? | Highworlds is a content creator Hybrid Survival SMP server similar to Hermitcraft. |
| What does Hybrid Survival SMP mean? | The server combines aspects of Survival and Creative modes for a unique gameplay experience. |
| Is the community welcoming to new members? | Yes, the community is welcoming and ready to bring in new talents. |
| When does the next season start? | The second season is set to begin in September. |
| How can I join Highworlds? | Connect with the server admin team and current members on Discord: https://discord.gg/TfH6YxkrxZ |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on the back of a diamond-dropping pig, collecting riches beyond your wildest dreams.
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and uncover the treasures hidden within, or will you fall victim to the ghostly inhabitants?
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, watch out for those frogs!
Experience the thrill of walking down the aisle in a white dress, demanding your own individual song, and insisting that only the bride, groom, and yourself are the important ones at the ceremony. Who needs traditional weddings when you can have a Brandy-style extravaganza?
Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your MOH skills and steal the spotlight from the actual bride and groom. Join our server now and let the wedding drama unfold in the most outrageous way possible!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and you too could become a poultry overlord, clucking your way to victory!
So come on down to our server, where being terrible is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Join us for a chance to learn some NSFW skills that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. From building giant phallic structures to mastering the art of pixelated twerking, there’s no limit to the NSFW fun you’ll have on our server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots with his bare pixelated butt. So if you’re looking for a thrill, come join us and see if you can catch a glimpse of this mischievous specter.
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most NSFW Minecraft server out there. Join us now and let the blocky debauchery begin!
Rayz Realms is a Minecraft server that’s all about enhancing your gaming experience with some amazing features and a super friendly community. Picture this: a custom texture pack that transforms the game’s visuals into something fresh and exciting, making every block and item feel brand new. Plus, there are tons of cosmetic options so you can really express yourself with unique skins and decorations.
What sets Rayz Realms apart is its commitment to safety and respect. It’s a place where you can connect with other players in a secure environment, without worrying about negative interactions. Everyone here is friendly and welcoming, making it a great place to make new friends and collaborate on epic projects.
But it’s not just about the community. Rayz Realms offers a variety of engaging activities, challenges, and events that keep the gameplay fun and exciting. Whether you’re into building, exploring, or taking part in server-wide events, there’s always something interesting to do.
Come join Rayz Realms today and dive into a Minecraft server where every moment is designed to be rewarding. It’s a place where your time is truly valued, and you can enjoy every second of your adventure.
play.rayzrealms.xyz:26025
| Server Name | HunterCraft |
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| Description | A recreation of the world of HunterxHunter where players can take the hunter test, fight bosses, and explore the map. |
| Features | Killing mobs and players (in designated pvp zones) drops jenny which can be traded in at shops. New items, mobs, quests, and events constantly being added. |
| Server IP | mc.huntercraft.co |
To become a beta tester for HunterCraft, you can join the server at mc.huntercraft.co and start exploring and testing the new features.
The hunter test is a challenge within the server where players can demonstrate their skills and abilities to become official hunters.
Jenny can be earned by killing mobs and players in designated pvp zones. It can be traded in at shops for various items.