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Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	45309	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Crafty Goddesses

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have ACTUAL goddesses of fertility roaming around! Join us and experience the WILD adventures of trying to keep up with these divine beings as they bless our lands with bountiful crops and baby animals.

But that’s not all! Our goddesses also throw the most INSANE parties in the Minecraft world. Picture this: dancing with the goddesses under a sky filled with GLOWING stars, while sipping on ENDLESS amounts of virtual champagne. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this CRAZY and UNIQUE experience! Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a fertility goddess and receive her BLESSINGS for your own Minecraft journey.

DonetskCraft: HIMARS vs Russian Convoy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we got a whole squad of UAVs dropping mad beats on Russian convoys in the Donetsk region. We even got a HIMARS launcher ready to blast those creepers into oblivion!

Join us and be part of the most insane battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We got explosions, we got chaos, we got everything you need for a wild gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian convoys who’s boss in the world of blocks! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🎮

Pixel Warrior Fitness

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

so, like, u know how some peeps be all like “i gotta work out every day or i aint gonna get swole”? well guess what, this server be like the weekend warrior of minecraft servers. u only gotta play on the weekends and u still gonna be a beast.

scientists be sayin’ that it aint about how often u play, it’s about how much u play in total. so why waste ur time grindin’ every day when u can just hop on this server on the weekends and still be a boss?

join now and become the ultimate weekend warrior of minecraft. who needs daily exercise when u got this server, amirite?

Crafty Raora’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a penchant for pranking players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is also home to the legendary Raora, a mysterious creature who is said to have the power to grant wishes…but only if you can solve her riddles first. So come join us on this crazy adventure and who knows, you might just discover that the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Intel’s GPU Shares Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6838	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and witness the epic battle between Intel’s GPU and the rest of the server’s players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will Intel’s GPU rise to power once again or will they be forever banished to the depths of obscurity? Only time will tell! So come on, join us and be a part of this wacky adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

DysfunctionalCraft: Sister’s House Edition

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a fun and exciting escape from reality. We promise no one will tell you they’d rather die than sit next to you at dinner or that they hate you. Our virtual siblings actually want to play with you and pass you the salt without acting like they’re being punished. Plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll want to spend all your time here, just like the niece in this crazy story. So come join us and leave the drama behind!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Buildings Constructed:	34
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of entertainment that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief.

Picture this: a group of players who have banded together to create the most epic and hilarious world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who are rumored to have discovered the key to eternal life. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only speaks in puns.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs movies when you have this kind of excitement at your fingertips?

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Star Shards Collected:	174
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Rainy White House Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7507
Mines Excavated:	1054	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rain clipping into the White House! That’s right, you can watch as Mother Nature wreaks havoc on the most famous building in America. But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ores Mined:	3761	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crops Grown:	8338

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

CraftyMisogynyGamer

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately notice something strange. All the players seem to be living in a world where evil women are out to get innocent men. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is filled with insane narratives that will leave you scratching your head.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are masters of creative writing, spinning tales that will have you questioning reality. From evil wives to evil girlfriends to evil MILs, our server has it all. And the best part? You never know what twist or turn will come next.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky world of storytelling? Don’t be a snooper, be a player on our server and embrace the madness. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!