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Angela’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	291	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

Fan Service Minecraft Server

Anime, controversy, critique, Entertainment, Fan, fan community, fan culture, fan engagement, fan enjoyment, fan expectations, fan interaction, fan opinion, fan perspective, fan reaction, fan response, fanservice, gender representation, Manga, Media, Minecraft, objectification, Server, service, Sexualization

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

just make your own game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	332	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

mr5.bear-land.net

Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

Awareness, Boys, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Experience, Identity, inclusion, INEQUALITY, marginalized groups, Minecraft, perspective, Privilege, Race, racism, Server, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, Understanding, White, White boys

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, anger, cauldron, Chaos, Christ, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, consequence, death, Die, eternal death, Holle, Jewish, King, Memory, mercy, Minecraft, Pain, Pointless, smp, Soul, test, transformation, Trees

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	4512
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	7599	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cc, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, Dawn, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Kraken, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, malboro crystal, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, NA, primal, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Ultros, Wolf’s Pier, xivg

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Animals Bred:	130
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	2503	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Emeralds Found:	5585	Dragon Eggs Found:	5674
Potions Brewed:	68	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!