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RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ores Mined:	5534	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	145
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Votes:	8700
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Gods Slained:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

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“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Emeralds Found:	4477	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Ores Mined:	1658
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ores Mined:	4848
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?