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GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

ancient history, archaeological evidence, archaeology, climate change, eastern europe, environmental change, EuroMelt, Europeans, Extinction, GlacialGrief, human migration, hunter gatherers, ice age, Ice Age Europe, Middle to Late Transition, Migration, paleoclimate, Pleniglacial, population decline, population replacement, prehistoric, Western Europe

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Star Shards Collected:	217
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

Average, bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, friendlier, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Leveling system, multiplayer, player, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Website

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	New Chunks Explored:	404333
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Mines Excavated:	3659
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crops Grown:	9434
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	93

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Potions Brewed:	174
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mines Excavated:	4670
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!