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LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9017	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

Accidents, BlockyBoys, dangerous driving, driving habits, driving statistics, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, law enforcement, Men, risk-taking behavior, road accidents, road safety, social behavior, traffic, traffic accidents, traffic laws, traffic rules, traffic violations, Trouble, Women

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Crops Grown:	3024	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

dad, DadBodSmackdown, Entertainment, family, Father, father-daughter bonding, father-son bonding, fatherly advice, Minecraft, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling culture, wrestling education, wrestling enthusiasm, wrestling experience, wrestling facts, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling knowledge, wrestling memories, wrestling passion, wrestling trivia

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

EggTartEmporium Minecraft Server

aita, coworker, DISRESPECTFUL, egg tart, EggTartEmporium, FIRED, Grandma, Grief, handled differently, Irreplaceable, Loss, Management, Minecraft, mixed reactions, overreacted, Personal, Questioning, reddit, Server, special occasion, wrong

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2178
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for the last egg tart in the fridge. Will you be the one to claim the coveted pastry, or will you face the wrath of a hungry coworker? With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But be warned, the stakes are high on our server. One wrong move and you could find yourself fired from your virtual job for stealing a virtual tart. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but if you have what it takes to survive the office gossip and drama, then this is the server for you.

So come on down and join in on the chaos. Who knew that a simple egg tart could cause so much mayhem? Only on our server, where the drama never stops!

CraftyPicsNoSOShowing

boudoir, Boundaries, Client, Commercial, Communication, CraftyPicsNoSOShowing, editing, fashion, MARRIED, NSFW, photographer, privacy, private pics, PROFESSIONAL, relationship, self-conscious, so, social media, Trust, water photoshoot, work

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.

Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.

So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!

JarBreakerCraft

4 year old, accident, accidentally, ancient artifact, archaeology, Bronze Age, clumsy, cultural heritage, Damage, delicate, Exhibit, fragile, historical, jar, JarBreakerCraft, mishap, Museum, preservation, Priceless, SHATTERS, supervision needed

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.

WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

acceptance, constrict, Deep thinking, enlightenment, existentialism, futility of wisdom, inner growth, introspection, life lessons, Minecraft, personal development, philosophy, Poison, realization, realization of futility, realization of truth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Throat, wisdom, WisdomFutility

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	805
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where wisdom is valued over chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of having your throat constricted by poison while trying to navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. Who needs wisdom when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted world!

RevivedRacer Minecraft SMP – Back from the Dead Edition

Autodrom Most, Canadian Tire Motorsport Park, circuit zandvoort, Cook Out Southern 500, Darlington Raceway, Dead, DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack, Edition, Gran Premio de Aragón, Hy-Vee Milwaukee Mile 250, Indy NXT, Italian Grand Prix, Lone Star Le Mans, Milwaukee Mile, Minecraft, motogp, Motor sport, NASCAR Euro, RevivedRacer, smp, Southern Illinois 100, Sport Clips Haircuts VFW Help A Hero 200, Super GT, Suzuka, WeatherTech 200

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic races through Autodrom Most, MotorLand Aragón, and even the Milwaukee Mile in West Allis, Wisconsin.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Super GT races in Suzuka, Formula 1 action in Zandvoort, and even NASCAR Canada at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park. And don’t forget about the ARCA race at the DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack – it’s gonna be wild!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and race all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you win a race, you’ll get a special diamond block to add to your collection. So what are you waiting for? Rev up your engines and join us for some crazy racing fun!

CraftyBeautyQueen

actress, admired., attractive, beauty, beauty queen, Breathtaking, Celebrity, charming, CraftyBeautyQueen, Elegant, FAMOUS, Gorgeous, iconic, Lovely, MODEL, most beautiful woman, opinion, Popular, Stunning, WOMAN, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Animals Bred:	48
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Forget about real-life women, the most beautiful woman in the world is actually the admin of our Minecraft server! She has diamond armor that sparkles in the sunlight and a pickaxe that can mine through any block with just one swing. Join our server to catch a glimpse of her beauty and maybe even win her heart with your epic building skills! Trust us, this is a love story you won’t want to miss out on.