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BlockyTerrorTelAviv

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender studies, incel, incel status, Incels, Insecurity, Land, marginalization, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, PIXEL, radicalization, rape culture, Revenge, Science, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7269
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

10 years, anticipation, beloved franchise, blocks, broken promises, Decade, delayed release, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan favorite, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, letdown, long awaited sequel, long overdue, long wait, Minecraft, Principles, Sequel, series, Server, Waiting

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

confusion, discrepancy, forum, forum post, forum thread, Frustration, internet, listed, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, page, page 1, Page 10., page 2, page 6, page numbering, Potato, smp, Thread, thread confusion, Thread Location, thread order, thread placement

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DATING, emotions, Honesty, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Partnership, personal growth, Respect, self reflection, self-care, Server, SleepingWithCreeper, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your in-game adventures seem tame in comparison.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of open relationships and the heartache of jealousy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test the boundaries of your relationship while mining for diamonds.

Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of love, trust, and betrayal in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the one to close the door on open relationships, or will you embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a web of romantic entanglements?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride in Minecraft. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of love and relationships in the blocky world!

InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, dinner party etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Gender Roles, generational differences, guest etiquette, guest responsibilities, helping out, Hospitality, hosting expectations, household chores, in-laws, InLawCraft, NoGuestHelp, Respect, social norms, traditional roles

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

HealthJourneyMC SMP

exercise routine, fitness goals, goal-setting, health journey, HealthJourneyMC, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, motivation, nutrition, personal growth, positive changes, progress tracking, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starting out, weight loss, wellness journey

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7321
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our epic SMP where the only way to level up is by eating golden apples and doing squats in real life! Our server is so intense, even the creepers do CrossFit to stay in shape. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a personal trainer here, ready to whip you into shape (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your health journey with a bang (and maybe a few explosions)!

SelfHateCraft

dislike, Insecurities, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfHateCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Votes:	9767
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

NoEntry4UNSecGen

Ban, Conflict, Country, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic protocol, Entry Denied, foreign relations, Government, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, NoEntry4UNSecGen, Politics, Secretary General, SECURITY, travel ban, UN, united nations, United Nations Secretary General

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Love Letters Sent:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Animals Bred:	73	Epic Battles Fought:	20

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the UN secretary general got banned from Israel, but like, on this server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a world leader or something. come build your own country and make crazy alliances with other players. we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere, it’s like a real-life political drama but in Minecraft. plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who gives out free diamonds every hour. so come on, join now before you get banned like the UN guy.

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!