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SoyboyCraft: Where even the creepers are questioning their masculinity!

soyboy, trend, diet, Masculinity, Gender Roles

Are you tired of living in a world where soyboys roam freely, spreading their hipster vibes and vegan propaganda? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, soyboys are banned for life! Join us and experience a world where only the manliest of men survive. Chop down trees with your bare hands, wrestle creepers into submission, and build towering fortresses with your bros. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bacon-loving warriors who ride into battle on giant hamster wheels. So what are you waiting for? Join us and reclaim your masculinity today!

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Crafty Crap Shack

Crafty, societal standards, health, diet, self improvement

Are you tired of being surrounded by “fucking fatasses” in America? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be as thin as a European or Japanese person without even trying! Join us and watch the pounds melt away as you build, mine, and survive in our virtual world.

Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.

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McDonald’s & Cigarettes: The Minecraft Diet Server

Server, self harm, harmful behaviors, fast food addiction, unhealthy lifestyle

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to commit virtual suicide? Well, look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).

So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).

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Minecraft 1.20.6 server: ‘OUR DIAMONDS ARE FAKE’

Awareness, diamonds, Minecraft, health, Unhealthy

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our food is poison! That’s right, forget about boring old steak and carrots, on our server, you’ll be chowing down on toxic treats that will have you seeing rainbows in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary creature known as the Chickenzilla. This massive chicken roams the land, terrorizing players and laying explosive eggs everywhere. Can you defeat Chickenzilla and claim the ultimate prize? Join us to find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep? This spectral woolly creature will haunt your dreams and make sure you never look at sheep the same way again.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for the poison food, Chickenzilla, and the ghostly sheep!

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Elegg’s Chunky Craft

fat, Craft, Eleggs, overweight, 1. Elegg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as thicc as a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further than our server, where Elegg is so fat that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of his girth! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to witness Elegg accidentally sit on a creeper and turn it into a diamond block. Don’t miss out on the fattest fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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ChunkyCraft: Where even your character is getting fat!

Frustration, body image, weight gain, self-perception, SSRIs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for your physical health? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding those extra pounds in no time!

Join us and watch as your BMI magically drops from 22 to 20 just by playing Minecraft. Our secret? We’ve infused our server with special weight-loss potions that will have you feeling lighter than a feather.

Say goodbye to SSRIs and hello to the joy of mining and crafting. Our server will have you so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your troubles. And before you know it, you’ll be 188cm tall and a lean, mean 71.6kg machine.

Don’t hate yourself, join our server and start loving the new, healthier you. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be the key to a slimmer, happier life?

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Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Nekos, traditional medicine, holistic health, back problems, wellness

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

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BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

weight gain, nutrition, bulking, Bodybuilding, Hit

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

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Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness

magic the gathering arena, Version, Client, Arena, Play

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Looking for a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance parties. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that he’s learning how to do the floss dance just to impress our players. And if that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

So come on down to our server and let’s ROFL our way through the world of Minecraft together. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await us? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe, because things are about to get EPIC!

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SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

Anon, nutrition, SlavCraft, #workout, insults

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

Join us for epic battles against Russian "people" and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

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