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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8317 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 629 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
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