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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 274 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
Magic Items Found: | 4286 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 6220 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
We got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks. And, get this, it actually looks legit! Like, how does that even happen?
And, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and, like, a million creepers ready to explode your face off.
So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the coolest place in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama-pig cavalry, they mean business.