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Hololive IQ Ranking Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Animals Bred:	160	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	70
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we rank our members based on their IQ…or lack thereof! Join us for a chance to see who the real Minecraft geniuses are (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not us)!

From Ina’s galaxy brain plays to Gura’s questionable decision-making skills, you’ll never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. Will Pekora accidentally blow up her own house again? Will Kiara finally figure out how to craft a pickaxe? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, fails, and maybe even a few moments of brilliance (but let’s be real, probably not). Who needs high IQ when you have lowkey hilarious moments like these? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

American GF Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and longing for an American girlfriend to complete your virtual life? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find the love of your pixelated life! Our members are all secretly American supermodels just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm.

Join our SMP for a chance to win a date with an American beauty, who will shower you with diamonds and build you a castle fit for royalty. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find love and happiness in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual American girlfriend who will never break your heart? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!

36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	5949
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.

Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1343	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	33
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Millie. Poor Millie thought she could survive on her own in the wilderness, but oh boy was she wrong. She built a house made entirely out of dirt and thought she was safe. But then, a pack of creepers decided to have a dance party right outside her front door and blew up her entire house! Millie was left with nothing but a stack of dirt and a broken heart. So, if you want to avoid the same fate as Millie, join our SMP where we promise to protect you from the creepers and provide endless laughs and adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. So what are you waiting for? Tough luck Millie, but you don’t have to suffer like she did. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crops Grown:	6315
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas who are also expert builders. They will help you create the most mind-blowing structures you’ve ever seen.

2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Need a break from mining? Head over to our virtual reality section where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at creepers. It’s like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

4. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient Endermen who have a passion for organizing epic treasure hunts? You never know what kind of loot you’ll find!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

agriculture invention, ancient history, Civilization, civilization birth, future is female, gaia, great deluges, History, Human, human evolution, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, Lilith, matriarchal society, men in civilization, Minecraft, Mother Earth worship, Mother Goddess, neolithic revolution, patriarchal society, primordial, skyfather, smp, societal transition, spiritual traditions

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Ores Mined:	4119	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question the very fabric of human history? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the great betrayal of humanity by the mother goddess through epic deluges and wild animal taming.

Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?

Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?

Snowflake Society Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3379
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	1192
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the real whitepill from this election! Forget about politics, let’s talk about why you should join us in this blocky world of fun.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have insane stories that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake with excitement.

Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!