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Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Star Shards Collected:	133	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Towns Built:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	153	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Towns Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	5682	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6282	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Items Found:	3647	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	4537	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!