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Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchantments Applied:	220
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	153
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Towns Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	16
Farms Harvested:	956	Runes Activated:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Towns Built:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Buildings Constructed:	38
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Buildings Constructed:	28	Towns Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

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The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Channels.., doogFubuki, fbkAyame, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, Minecraft, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Server, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Potions Brewed:	94	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

aita, Asking for help, bills, blocks, Boyfriend, Communication, Contribute, disability checks, Expectations, Expenses, financial contribution, financial responsibility, financial support, groceries, GroceryCraft, living arrangements, living together, Partnership, relationship, sharing expenses, splitting, Support, under the table job

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

Arrest warrant, arrested, Attorney, celebrity news, court case, criminal charges, DiddyCraft, entertainment industry, famous musician, Hip Hop, legal defense, legal issues, legal proceedings, legal representation, legal trouble, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music mogul, new york, police custody, rapper, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness