| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8707 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6115 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9592 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2590 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5781 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 109 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5390 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 158488 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9453 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 153 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9970 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 181 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5953 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1943 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 166 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 279 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
