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VisaCraft: Hungary’s Russian Roulette

bilateral relations, Brussels, cross border travel, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, eastern europe, European affairs, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungarys, immigration, international relations, political tensions, roulette, Russian, russians, Schengen Area, travel restrictions, visa regulations, visa rules, VisaCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.

but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

Adrenaline Rush, aggression, athleticism, Catharsis, cause, Competition, Conflict, Drama, Entertainment, Intensity, Performance, physicality, Problems, Processional Wrestling, PunchCraft, resolution, showmanship, solution, Solves, spectacle, sports, violence

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	261
Votes:	4059	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!

TropiGlacierCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, climate science, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, geological record, glacial retreat, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, ice core samples, ice melt, long term trends, melting ice caps, natural variability, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, temperature rise, tropical glaciers, TropiGlacierCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	295	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

haha, u know what else is at a low point? ur boring minecraft server! come join ours for a wild ride of craziness and chaos! we got polar bears riding dolphins, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens that can fly!

our server is so lit, even the tropical glaciers are like “wow, this place is cooler than us!” we have treasure hunts where u can find diamond blocks, secret caves filled with rare loot, and a giant lava pit for all your parkour needs.

plus, our community is the best around. we have players from all over the world, from penguins in antarctica to aliens on mars. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!

Vanilla SMP – Where Ordinary Players Become Extraordinary!

building, Community, Creative, Discord, eXtraordinary, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ordinary, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchantments Applied:	64

Overview

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Features	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP, Simple Voicechat, Active community
Player Base	Diverse player base from all around the world
Joining	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, it is a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or mods.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Is there a voicechat feature?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for players to communicate in the SMP.
How old is the server?	The SMP is 1 month old and still active with more than 200 members on our Discord server.

GirlfriendCraft Minecraft Server

GirlfriendCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect pixelated partner. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to dodge together?

Join our server and embark on epic quests with your new virtual boo. Build a castle together, go on romantic mining dates, and even have virtual Minecraft weddings! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your in-game girlfriend, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your blocky bae today! Who knew that love could be just a /tp away?

FinalFarewell Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Apocalypse, armageddon, catastrophic events, coming to terms, Despair, devastation, Doomsday, End of the World, existential crisis, facing reality, feeling hopeless, feeling lost, FinalFarewell, impending doom., it’s over, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, smp, the end, the final countdown, world as we know it

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is ending and chaos reigns supreme! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of reasons why you should join us in this post-apocalyptic adventure.

Reason #1: The zombies are actually pretty chill. They’ve formed their own little society and are always down for a game of Minecraft tag. Plus, they make great neighbors (as long as you don’t mind the occasional brain-eating).

Reason #2: The creepers have started a dance troupe. That’s right, these explosive little guys have traded in their destructive tendencies for some sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down to some dubstep.

Reason #3: The Ender Dragon is now the world’s greatest DJ. Forget about fighting this formidable foe, now you can catch them spinning sick beats at the Enderman rave every Saturday night. Just make sure to bring your own ender pearls for the VIP section.

So come join us in our post-apocalyptic Minecraft SMP, where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun!

HairCraftySisDiss

affordability, canceling plans, car situation, driving duties, family dynamics, Financial implications, hair braiding, hair styling, HairCraftySisDiss, household contributions, knotless braids, lack of appreciation, last minute changes, long hours, overreacting, professional braiding, Resentment, REWARD, sibling relationships, sister issues

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5910
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a family feud over braiding hair! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, car sharing chaos, and household contribution drama.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come hang out with us and build your dream world where you never have to argue about who’s cleaning the bathroom or who’s taking mom to work.

And hey, if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always take a break to braid some virtual hair in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some virtual money for your braiding skills!

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. We promise it’ll be a braid-tastic time!

MuteCraft: No More Hated Subs

ANNOYING, AVOID, BLOCK, community guidelines, controversial topics, cyberbullying, frustrating, HATED, Hide, most hated subs, mute, MuteCraft, negative content, online discussions., online forums, online harassment, online trolls, reddit, social media, subreddits, SUBS, toxic communities, unsubscribe

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Crops Grown:	2169	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	149
Villages Defended:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4112

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Reddit subs that make you want to mute your entire feed? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky subreddits once and for all. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the craziness happening here. So come on, join us and leave those annoying subs in the dust. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OlympicCeremonyMCServer

ceremony director, ceremony director threats, ceremony threats, death threats, death threats investigation, Director, director investigation, France, France investigation, France Olympics, France security, Investigates, investigation, OlympicCeremonyMCServer, olympics, Olympics ceremony, Olympics director, Olympics security, Olympics threats, SECURITY, Threats

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

so, like, u know how france is all fancy and stuff with their eiffel tower and baguettes? well, turns out they got some drama goin on with death threats against the dude in charge of the olympics ceremony. like, imagine tryna plan a big event and u got people threatening to take u out. that’s some serious stress, man. but hey, if u wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we got pixelated baguettes and virtual eiffel towers for days. plus, no death threats here, just good vibes and blocky adventures. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh la la!

TishaBavAttackCraft

Attack, Conflict, Defense, Disasters, Geopolitical, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, Israel, Jewish, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Nuclear, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, Tisha B’Av, TishaBavAttackCraft, War, Western intelligence

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got a secret bunker where u can hide from Iran’s attack on Israel on Tisha B’Av! build ur own bomb shelter and stock up on supplies while crafting ur way to safety. who needs real life when u can escape to our virtual world and survive the apocalypse with ur blocky friends? plus, rumor has it that the creepers are actually secret agents spying on u for the government. come join the chaos and see if u can outsmart them all!