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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7234 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 50 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
LOLZ come join dis MINECRAFT server where we build giant toilets and pee everywhere like it’s nobody’s business! We got more pelvic floor conditions than you can shake a stick at, like urinary incontinence, overactive bladder, UTIs, and pelvic organ prolapse!
We even got TikTok videos spreading misinformation about it all, cuz who needs facts when you can have more engagement, amirite? So come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, we pee with pride and prolapse with pizzazz!
