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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6541 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 117 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.