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BlinkerCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlinkerCraft, blinkers, city police, Communication, daily routine, Driving, husband, left turn, long shifts, Marriage, Minecraft, protected left turn, reddit, relationship, road safety, Server, texas, traffic laws, traffic signals, traffic violation, work commute

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring drives to work with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and blinker drama!

Imagine a world where using your blinker in a protected left turn lane is the ultimate challenge. Will you risk the wrath of the city police or play it safe like a responsible driver? The choice is yours on our server!

Embark on epic quests to convince your partner to use their blinker, or face the consequences of Reddit shaming. Will you be the hero who saves South Texas from blinker neglect?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of blinker battles like never before. Who knew driving etiquette could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCafe

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCafe, Cultural differences, Dinner, eat alone, Etiquette, Excuses, friendship, Hosting, housewarming, husband’s best friend, interracial marriage, language barrier, leftovers, overthinking, refusing, seoul, small apartment, social norms, south korea, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

HellForGriefers Minecraft SMP

controversial opinions, deep-seated beliefs, Eternal Damnation, ethical beliefs, ethical standards, fiery condemnations, fiery opinions, harsh judgments, hellfire and brimstone, HellForGriefers, judgmental statements, Minecraft, moral code, moral compass, moral judgment., moral principles, personal beliefs, personal values, religious beliefs, smp, special place in hell, strong beliefs, strong convictions

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Enchantments Applied:	216
Void Armor Forged:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

Blocky Blissville

abundance, Blessings, Blissville, blocky, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, opportunities, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, prosperity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is always plotting to steal it for himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the majestic Llama Unicorn. Ride one of these beauties into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity and fun?

LockdownCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Defense, European military, German, german military, germany, investigation, Lockdown, lockdown incident, lockdown situation, LockdownCraft, Military, military base, military base lockdown, military base sabotage, military base security, Minecraft, sabotage, SECURITY, security breach, Server, suspected sabotage

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, so like, picture this: a German military base, right? But wait, it’s on LOCKDOWN because some sneaky little saboteur is running around causing chaos! And guess what? YOU can be part of the action on this EPIC Minecraft server! Join now to help uncover the culprit behind the sabotage and save the day! Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker full of treasure waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PolishChopperParty

96, aircraft, Apache helicopters, ARMS, Aviation, buys, Deal, Defense, defense industry, International, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Poland, Poland military, PolishChopperParty, Procurement, Purchase, relations, U.S, U.S. exports

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

so like, u know how Poland is all chill and stuff, well they decided to go all out and buy 96 Apache helicopters from the U.S. like whaaaat?! now imagine if those helicopters were in Minecraft, flying around and causing chaos. well, that’s basically what our server is like – a crazy, chaotic world where you can ride Apache helicopters and blow stuff up. join us if you’re ready for some insane, helicopter-fueled fun!

FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

adult humor, Bedroom fun, controversy, Creative, doggy style, doggystyle, froggy style, FroggyCraft, Froggystyle, humor, missionaries, missionary, missionary position, playful, Provocative, Renaming, rhyme, sex position, sexual activity, Slang, taboo, wordplay

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	329999
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Potions Brewed:	186
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old missions and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the villagers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. And the only way to stop them is by completing insane challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or finding a unicorn in a cave full of creepers. Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who has the best moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! And remember, missionary should be renamed as Froggystyle so it rhymes with Doggystyle. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Let’s get weird, y’all!

PsychoPotCraft

cannabinoid research, Cannabis, cannabis research, Cannabis use, drug use, experimental studies, Marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health effects, mental illness, psychoactive drugs, PsychoPotCraft, Psychosis, psychosis risk, psychotic symptoms, schizophrenia, substance abuse, Tetrahydrocannabinol, Thc

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server, cuz we got da craziest shizz goin on! like, did u know dat cannabis use can make u see psychotic symptoms? well, on dis server, we got so much weed growin in da virtual fields dat u gonna be seein all kinds of crazy stuff! from creepers smokin joints to skeletons dancin to reggae music, dis server is da trippiest place to be! join now and get ur mind blown, literally!

StarcraftX

Animal Crossing, APEX LEGENDS, call of duty, counter strike, Destiny 2, Diablo, Dota 2, elder scrolls, fortnite, gears of war, Hearthstone, Heroes of the Storm, league of legends, overwatch, PUBG, rainbow six siege, rocket league, Survival Games, the sims, Towny, Vanilla, Warcraft, World of Warcraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	162	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	New Chunks Explored:	373578

The server description is in process, summary: – survival is really cool, what can we add to make it 100 characters, I don’t even know how many I have xD.

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EasyMT

Adventure, Businessman, Community, Company, criminal, Dutch, EasyMT, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Minetopia, multiplayer, Netherlands, ONLINE, op, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

The best OP Minetopia in the Netherlands, do you start your own company to become the biggest businessman, do you go into the criminal world or do you work for the government, join today and play with us!

EasyMT

play.easymt.nl