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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7858 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 71 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4924 | Star Shards Collected: | 285 |
Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like a psychedelic dream mixed with a comedy show, where you never know what wacky adventure awaits around the corner.
Join us for epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato, battling a horde of zombie chickens, or building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – our moderators are actually unicorns with laser eyes that shoot rainbows of justice.
So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!
