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CreepCraft: Blocky Adventures with Fembots – No Stalking Allowed on this Server! #MinecraftMadness #GirlPower

Adventures, Allowed, blocky, Boundaries, CreepCraft, creepy behavior, female empowerment, fembots, fending off, following, girlpower, home, intimidation, job stalking, MinecraftMadness, neet lifestyle, personal security, Quitting, Safety, self defense, Server, STALKING, stalking prevention, strangers, suspicious questions, unwanted attention, weight, workplace harassment

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
New Chunks Explored:	594500	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crops Grown:	4802	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of being stalked at your job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with fembots ready to fend off any sus strangers following you home. With the power of pixelated armor and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have to worry about creepy dudes again. Join us and let’s show those stalkers who’s boss in the world of 1s and 0s!

Crafty Cactus Co.

anticipation, Cactus, character arc, Character development, Cliffhanger, Crafty, Kamiki, Manga, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, Mystery, next chapter, Oshi no Ko, plot progression, plot twist, speculation, Storyline, storytelling, Suspense

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never seem to go anywhere? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, the plot is always progressing! One minute you could be building a magnificent castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie villagers in a quest to save Princess Kamiki! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – join now and be a part of the story!

VoteCraft: “Qualifications Not Needed” – Trendy Minecraft Server for the politically incorrect!

Accountability, appeal process, Disqualification, ethical behavior, final test, government accountability, Honesty, Incorrect, Integrity, Minecraft, monitoring finances, monitoring phone logs, monthly lie detector tests, Needed, Politically, probationary period, public leadership, public office, public service, public trust, qualifications, screening process, Server, swearing to uphold constitution, transparency, trendy, VoteCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that takes politics to the next level? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a monthly lie detector test and swear to uphold the constitution before taking on public office. Can you handle the pressure? Failure means disqualification, but don’t worry – after an appeal, you’ll get one final chance to prove your honesty. And if you pass, get ready for a probationary period where we’ll be keeping a close eye on your finances and phone logs. It’s like playing Minecraft and running for office at the same time – what could be more exciting than that? Join us now and let the political games begin!

SovietGF-FreeFunZone

Boundaries, cold war, Cultural differences, DATING, eastern europe, History, humor, Ideology, International, love, No Soviet gf, Nostalgia, partner, personal choice, relationship, romance, russia, social norms, soviet union, SovietGFFreeFunZone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of constantly being followed around by a Soviet girlfriend in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server promises a Soviet girlfriend-free experience so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any communist drama. Join now for a capitalist paradise where red flags are strictly forbidden!

LMAOCraft: Momo’s ASMR Adventure

Adventure, asmr, Kids, LMAOcraft, missing, Momo, momos, Otako, Private, renewed membership, What Happened, where can I find

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Emeralds Found:	7504	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Have you ever wanted to immerse yourself in a world of relaxation and intrigue, only to find that your favorite ASMR videos have vanished into thin air? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can journey to the mystical land of Momos privated asmr kids and uncover the shocking truth behind their disappearance! Join us now for a wild adventure filled with hidden clues, secret passages, and maybe even a few unexpected guests (spoiler alert: it’s probably Momos!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to unravel the mystery of the missing ASMR videos – your next tingling sensation could be just around the corner!

CraftyConfusion: Where even the mobs can’t figure out why She was crafted lolz

appearance ideals, beauty standards, body image, confused models, crafted, CraftyConfusion, Fashion (Industry), female empowerment, Femininity, Figure, gender confusion, Gender Expression, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, identity crisis, lolz, male feminization, Media influence, mobs, self esteem, self-image, societal norms, societal pressure, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Items Found:	1672
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Join our wacky Minecraft server where even the models are questioning their life choices! We have such a unique and hilarious player base that even the NPCs are requesting makeovers to look less like a confused mannequin. Why do they do this, you ask? Well, because on our server, anything goes! From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of antics you’ll stumble upon. So come join us for a wild ride and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn the answer to the ultimate question – why did they try making her look like a man in the first place?

FacialCraft – Where Beards Rule, TrendyMines, BeardyBlocks, LOLcraft, Beardcraftia, MineBeard, NoShaveNation, BlockBeardLand, CraftyBeards, BeardedMiners

#beards, #facial hair, Appearance, Beardcraftia, BeardedMiners, BeardyBlocks, BlockBeardLand, body image, Confidence, CraftyBeards, cultural norms, facial hair styles, FacialCraft, fashion, Gender norms, Grooming, grooming routines, hygiene, Identity, LolCraft, Masculinity, MineBeard, NoShaveNation, personal style, Politics, rule, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, spirituality, trends, TrendyMines

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2626	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old survival gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter a world where chickens rule the land and pigs have formed their own government. That’s right, political pigs deciding the fate of the server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

MinecraftMemes420 – Dank Builds, Epic Loot, /fog/ – Fallout General vibes

asset, Builds, DANK, Epic, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, Fallout General, Fog, general, House WON edition, Loot, MEDIAFIRE, MinecraftMemes420, Mod Repository, modding, modlist, new vegas, OP Pasta, pastebin, Pre-War, Repository, Resources, Steam, Thread, VIBES

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4519
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server we’re all about Fallout! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure where you can scavenge for resources, fight off mutated creatures, and explore abandoned vaults.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.

So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.

She’sCraftyMC – Going the Distance with Trendy Fun

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, Distance, Endurance, fitness journey, Fun, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, long distance running, marathon training, mental toughness, motivation, perseverance, persistence, resilience, ShesCraftyMC, strength, success, trendy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Animals Bred:	142	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild and wacky adventure where pigs fly (literally), chickens wear top hats, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?

BlockBop: The Punching Pixels

action-packed, anime recommendations, BlockBop, boxing, Character development, Dedication, determination, emotional, Hajime no Ippo, hard work, humor, Inspirational, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Mentorship, perseverance, pixels, Punching, Rivalries, sports anime, teamwork, Training, underdog story

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Get ready to embark on the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, with crazier shenanigans than a herd of wild chickens on speed.

Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!