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UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!

KingdomsSMP! A Vanilla Kingdom of Wizards, Dragons & 16+ Minecraft Players – Apply to Join!

Adventure, alliances, apply, Buildings, Community, Competition, discordserver, dragons, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, Heroes, Join, Kingdom, KingdomsSMP, launchdate, Lore, Medieval, Memories, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Quest, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, Vanilla, WARFARE, wizards

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Farms Harvested:	767
Emeralds Found:	2631	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Theme	Game of Thrones-inspired
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the goal of this server?

A: The goal is to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players, who will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war in a Game of Thrones-inspired setting.

Q: Are PvP and combat important on this server?

A: PvP and combat are not the primary focus of the server. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this adventure with us and create great memories while forging new friendships.

CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

alone, Codependence, CodependentCraft, Die, Feeding, fuck it all, Function, LEAVING, Minecraft, Never, Obituary, Place, recall, Say, Separated, separation, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	688	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
New Chunks Explored:	358079	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!

CitizenlessCash Minecraft SMP

asset acquisition, asset protection, BANKRUPTCY, CitizenlessCash, citizenship renunciation, dual US citizenship, expat life, expatriation, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial strategy, Hungary, international finance, legal implications, loan money, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, renounce citizenship, saving money, smp, work abroad

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMP servers? Want to join a server where anything goes and the chaos never ends? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner mad scientist and pull off the most outrageous stunts imaginable!

Join us and embark on a journey of financial shenanigans like never before. Build up your empire in Hungary, leech off unsuspecting players, and save up all the money you can. Then, take out the biggest loan possible and buy up all the assets you can get your hands on. But here’s where the real fun begins – declare bankruptcy and renounce your citizenship in the most dramatic fashion possible, all while keeping your hard-earned cash safe and sound.

With a community of like-minded players who are always up for a laugh, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the bank. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start scheming your way to success in the most ridiculous way possible!

SassySisNoHelp Minecraft Server

book discussions, book recommendations, communication skills, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, family unity, generational differences, literature analysis, Minecraft, moral development, Moral values, parental expectations, Parenting styles, SassySisNoHelp, Server, sibling bonding, sibling influence, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	7926	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter mysterious disappearances, thrilling plot twists, and a touch of sibling drama.

Our server is so intense, even reading a classic mystery novel like ‘And Then There Were None’ can spark heated debates among family members.

Who knows what kind of moral dilemmas you’ll face as you navigate through our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate test of wit and wisdom!

MomTrackerOffLol

adulting, aita, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, control issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, location sharing, long distance relationships, mental health, MomTrackerOffLol, mother-daughter relationships, personal space, Reassurance, self-care, setting boundaries, Trust, understanding anxiety

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Star Shards Collected:	286	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living in the city away from your anxious mother! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, your mom texts you asking if you’re okay. But wait, there’s more! She demands a family password for emergencies, just like the good old days. Will you give in to her demands or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

But fear not, for we have the perfect solution for you. Join our server and unleash your inner boundary-setting skills by taking your mom off the sharing list. Watch as she flies into a rage, accusing you of being controlling and psycho. Will you stand firm in your decision or cave under the pressure of her guilt-tripping?

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey where you’ll learn valuable life lessons about boundaries, reassurance, and dealing with an overbearing parent. Who knew that a simple game could teach you so much about yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

CraftyLifeLessons

acceptance, Communication, CraftyLifeLessons, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, hindsight, lessons learned, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, Reflection, regrets, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lessons? Well, look no further because our server is here to teach you the most important lessons in life…but in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

Join our server and learn the valuable lesson of always bringing a pickaxe when mining, because you never know when you’ll stumble upon a diamond-filled cave guarded by a group of dancing creepers!

Or how about the lesson of teamwork and communication? On our server, you’ll have to work together with other players to defeat the evil Ender Dragon…who just so happens to be a master of puns and dad jokes!

And let’s not forget the lesson of perseverance and determination. On our server, you’ll have to navigate through a maze filled with singing chickens and lava pits, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous baby zombies on tiny motorcycles!

So why wait to learn these important life lessons when you can do it in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible on our server? Join now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a totally non-embarrassing way, of course)!

MineScape: Where PVE means Please-Vote-Elsewhere and PVP stands for Piggies vs. Parrots! Now with Skilling!

Adventurer, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, custom npc, Daily Rewards, facebook, Friends, instagram, Leaderboards, Means, Minescape, mmorpg, mobs, old school runescape, Other, parrots, Pets, Piggies, PleaseVoteElsewhere, PvE, PvP, Quests, skilling, Skills, socials, stands, Store, titles, twitter, Wiki

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	609
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules:

http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

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WukongCraft Weekend Server

bat people, concurrent player count, focus points, focus retention, Game Progress, Gaming, gaming achievements, Gaming Community, gaming goals, gaming milestones, gaming predictions, perfect dodge, player count, prediction, Server, strategy, video games, weekend, weekend gaming, weekend plans, weekend thread, Wukong, WukongCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Love Letters Sent:	8
Potions Brewed:	169	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got caves filled with bat people, crazy challenges to overcome, and focus points to collect like they’re going out of style.

Join us on this server and you’ll be dodging and weaving your way to victory in no time. Who needs a perfect dodge when you can have a perfect Minecraft experience instead?

We’re predicting a whopping 3.75 million players this weekend, but who knows, maybe we’ll hit over 4 million and break the internet. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

2012, comma separated, Generate, list, long tail, now.., Shit, ShitCraft, shitty, smp, still shit, tags

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!